“SPOT” On.
Similar wavelength. Scared for Life 
Whenever I get an Itch and coerced to scratch it.
I always say. Under my breath.
“Thanks Sweetie Pie. Now.
Where’s the Elastoplast,”
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As my mum used to say " just make sure you go out with a nice girl"!
Also as my mum used to say " you can’t have your cake and eat it"!
Still figuring this stuff out! 
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You’ve done too much,
Much too young 
Now your posting on a forum
When you should be having fun 
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Use a condom! Or say NO!
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