Not funny, but didn’t know where else to put it:
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A centipede and a beetle were renting a house together and one night the beetle said “fancy going out for a pint?”
The centipede said “yeah sure I’ll just get ready“
An hour later and the beetles still waiting so he shouts “Jesus, what are you doing, it’s gonna be last orders soon”
The centipede shouted back “Bloody hell, give me a chance to put my shoes on”
In the Metro:
Sorry, I’m juvenile and a lightweight, but it was the summary of this post……
She was elected as MP for Penis? Really?
The standing member for Penis
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