Chasing after a piece of paper blown on the wind
Walking along talking to a hands free phone
Joggers, mainly older overweight people, huffing and puffing. with beetroot red faces, stomping up and down rather unforgiving concrete pavements. 
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I think there are easier way to lose weight, without all that exertion.
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Walking into a spider web by surprise and then trying to brush it off of one’s face.
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Done that a few times. The fright of “where is the spider that built this web”?
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The dog taking me for a walk must amuse some.Especially when she stops suddenly to sniff something and I go over the top.
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Desperately running for the bus and missing it.
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@Bretrick staggering home from the watering hole completely bladdered … eejits the lot of 'em🤬
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I was guilty of that many, many times, back in my drinking days. 
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Tripping up, hitting the ground, then getting up pretending nothing happened
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My Husband in our previous house, he used to talk to our neighbour on the other side of the road, through a big Hedge and people would walk pass thinking he was Nutty talking to the Hedge.
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In the nicest possible way that makes me think of something that Victor Meldrew would do 
I agree.
They would be talking for quite a while behind the bushes, one day my hubby came indoors and said to me, a couple just walked passed me and thought I was some Mental person talking to the bushes.
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Sex, pure and simple.
I have always felt that there must be a better way of doing it.
Wearing clothes too young for their age!
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