Years ago, even Bretrick had a couple of DVD XXX Movies.(Only a couple)
I always used to borrow DVD Films from my local Library.
One day when I took the Library Movies back, one of the XXX films was amongst them.
Handing them in, I walked away to view the Movie Section.
A few minutes later the Library worker, ( A lady of Senior Years) came to me and said, “You may want to keep this one”
Very Explicit front cover.
She never flinched at all. Neither did I.
Nonchalantly took the movie. “Thank you”
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You can watch quite a lot in a few minutes! 
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Viewing a well-stocked book stall held in village hall while on holiday, when I noticed a well-thumbed book cover with a hand fondling a well-formed female rear in riding britches. I went to look closer to find out who wrote it and what the title was, just as Mrs LD exclaimed “you won’t like that because it’s by that common as muck Jilly Cooper and one of her Rutshire Chronicles, only fit for the far less discerning reader” I then speedily put it back as another woman reached over and took it swiftly to the pay desk. My wife and I then looked at each other and swiftly moved over to another stall almost crippled with laughter. . 
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I frequently wear jeans because I am in and out of the fields with my dog .
When I go to bed I usually pull off the jeans along with my knicker and socks , if clean the jeans go on the back of a chair knickers and socks go in the laundry bin .
One early morning while walking my dog I stopped to talk to a male neighbour
and glancing down noticed a bulge at the bottom of my jeans, I had failed to remove my knickers the night before and they had travelled to the bottom of my jeans. Luckily the neighbour didn’t notice and I managed to retrieve them and stick them up my jumper, 
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LOL @ Meg and her lumpy jumper:clap:
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Ooooh can`t say 
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A mate stopped to give me a lift.I got in the car and looked up and saw it wasn’t him.It was someone parking outside their house.Luckily it wasn’t a woman so no screams.
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I remember another silly, slightly embarrassing incident.
Locked my keys in the car, called RAC, my membership had lapsed.
So RAC arrived, took my renewal payment of $180. He proceeded to check all doors.
The rear passenger door was not locked. 
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