There was a time when Doctors and Policemen looked young, now politicians are looking young…
ive noticed men lose the Hair, but their Ears get longer.
I’ve noticed that She. Acutely >>
Listened to me.
All the way >> Her Lug Hole.
What happens in old age, stays in old age…
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what happens in old age isn’t what happened at a young age, pity, i could do with twice as much now
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It came as a shock when I learnt I was older than the PM, Tony Blair.
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Hmm…my ears are only to attract gentle nibbling, and now you call them…
Lugholes!! Must be a British slang, I never … 
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cakehole’s another
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Gotcha. In one Ear & Out the Tother.
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That sounds about right. 
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Ditto. It waz Electrifying, to find. Older than Tomiko Itooka
As he opens another >>
Brevity. “Tom I Took Her”.
I was fortunate to grow up in a family that never talked about old age, or getting old, or not being able to do the things they wanted to do because of their age. They just picked up and did whatever had to be done. Both my grandmothers avoided people their own age because they acted like “old people”.
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When I was younger a bright sunny day meant a good day at the beach now it means a good day to do the washing.
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nice thing about old age, you can faff as much as you like
It can be a scary place, if one is terrified of Faffing 
You never know when the wheels are going to come off 
wheel meet again
Wonky just had enough of being pushed around!!
@realspeed What happens in old age? 
The present Labour government removes the pensioner’s WFA that was introduced by the previous Labour government to help provide heating for the older people in our society. Obviously, to this present Labour government, the welfare of older citizens doesn’t matter to them 
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