Spiders and cobwebs.
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What I would say too 
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Well, that’s the point, really
I don’t know what I’m afraid of…….
I just know there’s “something” there 
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Nah!
It was fun… even the batteries were friendlier in those days 
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Not any more they aint. Those 2 x 6v lantern batteries will cost you £11.98 at Toolstation 
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How much? 
They were dangerous things those batteries. People would store them under the sink but if they came into contact with a Brillo pad it could start a fire. Definitely not a good idea considering people would store turps and all manner of combustible items under there as well. 
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I know a joke about Brillo Pads, but a public forum is no place to share it
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Oy Oy
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Wot!
An unlikely scenario if I may say so 
Depends what you used to keep under the kitchen sink I suppose.
Maybe after the nine o clock watershed?
The course steel wool idea was commonly used by terrorists for their simple but very effective detonators.
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The only thing I would fear is another human being
The horrors of the cupboard under the kitchen sink!
Perhaps it’s just as well that Wilko might be on the way out.
Robert Dyas here they come
And The Entertainer is a mere stones throw away in the mall.
Dark days ahead
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Oh yes, they can be the most evil and vicious ‘animal’ to ever walk on this Earth.
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My wife.
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Hi
A lifetime of working.
The darkness is your friend, sink into it.
Do not wear all black, it simply stands out.
Various random shades of grey confuse things.
Nothing reflective at all, eyes covered.
Calm down, breath very slowly and from side to side, it confuses things.
Focus on their eyes, the first signs, not teir hands or weapons.
Go for their eyes, it is an instinct reaction to protect and then hit inside the weapon, do not back away.
Lesson one
I would have thought ironically that hi Viz is a relatively new form of DPM?