What do the baked beans do to you

How many baked beans does one need to eat so you create a wide area around you. I can happily eat a full tin with no effects until the next day. Then the " music" starts but I am not sure of the tune.


Can you beat this?

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I need a Kite.

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Bbbbut, don’t you know that ladies don’t do that, however many beans we eat?

This ‘lady’ does, often. :grinning: :grinning:

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What’s that smell in here? Have you people been eating beans!? :scream: :scream: :scream:

That was last week, I am OK now. :grinning:


This thread took me back to my school days:-

Beaked beans are good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat beaked beans with every meal :grin:

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British Baked Beans are very different to American Baked Beans.

British ones are not baked, they are haricot beans stewed in tomato sauce.

They require different gut bacteria to process them properly, the more often you eat them, the less the aftereffects.