Of course the same could be said for females?
Advantages of being a man.
They can take their top off in public.
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They can pee standing up.
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Men or shouldnât need to wear a bra âŠalthough Iâve seen a fair few borderline cases where a bra might be useful.
Men donât have to queue to use the loo.
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They never have to give birth.
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They cant have periods/ PMS/babies and go through the menopause.
But i am pretty sure some they suffer the consequience.s of being there whilst wives/partners do go through these.
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They can reach the top shelf in supermarkets to get something for you.
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They get to be âtop dogâ more often !! 
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Modesty.
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They can spread their legs,when sitting on the ground.
They donât have that fear of being raped.
They donât have to worry about handbags and shoes which have to match or fill up two wardrobes with clothes and then complain about ânot having a thing to wearâ.
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They donât have to worry about Boris Johnson lusting after them.
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You can write your name in the snow. 
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When they grow old, they look very distinguishedâŠ
I take that means , writing with your finger in the snowâŠwoman can do that.
I think you may mean using a bodily function, correct me if Iâm wrong?..
You credit us too much, maâam. One can reach a certain age, with certain conditions, where standing up would be a perilous position.
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You are so right, 
There is a drink behind the bar
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They can reach the top shelf in the newsagent to get something for themselves.
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Can navigate from A to B successfully using a mapâŠ
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I did wonder if Iâd put my foot in it with that comment 
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