False. Maybe a banana,but VERY rarely a ‘meal’.
TNP has posters on the wall
False. Mainly family photos.
TNP was fast asleep when I typed this.
True I haven’t woken up yet
TNP…had toast for breakfast
False. I don’t partake of breakfast.
TNP is the owner of an Easter Egg.
Not yet but might one or seven tomorrow.
TNP’s trousers are always falling down.
False. Just twice a day.
TNP just raised an eyebrow.
True and I need a pic.:-p
TNP used to have a pogo stick.
False, but I can ride a unicycle
TNP has an understanding of unicycle ethics
True. Always wear a helmet, knee and elbow pads. Oh and keep in the nearside lane on Motorways.
TNP has been picked up by The Fuzz.
Not recently
TNP has underwear over ten years old.
False!!!
TNP can still do long jumps.
I haven’t tried it since my school days
TNP never breaks the speed limit
False I am a devil on the motorway.
TNP used to climb trees.
yeah loved it!
TNP will be for the high jump if they’re not careful.
False I am careful
TNP likes Sundays.
True. Sunday= Roastday, Wednesday= Roastday also.
TNP is sitting with their feet up.
True for a minute.
TNP is going out now.
True - ish … off out soon for Rye Bread from the Polish shop and half kilo of Kofta from the Arab shop.
TNP is veggie …
False I am a carnivore.
TNP plays a musical instrument.
I did but have not for a few years now.
TNP believes two in the bush is better than one in the hand? 