False. The team I support are at the other end of the country-[I used to live/work there,became a fan]
TNP has too many socks
True. I really must prune them down.
TNP wears braces and a belt.
YERWOT???
I mean-how ELSE am I expected t’keep my stockings up-EH???
TNP cannot do in their head,the square-root of 256, without cheating.
True. Never was much good at maffs.
TNP spends far too much on alcohol.
(16 by the way)
False…neh,neh,neh/heh,nehhh…espresso,maybe…booze,NEVER.
TNP never flosses…
True, not unless that includes…
TNP cleans their paint brushes rather than binning them.
True. Most paint washes off with water these days rather that spirit.
TNP has spent most of today in the garden.
About an hour, that’s all.
TNP regularly enjoys ready meals.
False I like cooking
TNP has hidden my wine:mrgreen:
False. Tried that twice already…complete waste of time. Plus you beat me up for even thinking of it.
TNP is glad the weekend is almost over.
True, it’s stretched on…
TNP wears sunglasses daily.
False
TNP often complains about bad service.
False. Only if there has been bad service.
TNP has lost their car keys recently.
No-but my mate has! A big bunch,with a fluffy giraffe on it…lost…
TNP has happy times only-miserable times are banned…
False I have both.
TNP has rain now.
False. Clear moonlit sky.
TNP has used a Sauna
True
TNP mostly wears trainers.
True, but jeans and T shirts too.
TNP often thinks of what might have been.
True I had a thread about that.
TNP thinks it might be wine day tomorrow.
True. I always have a glass of Shiraz with my evening meal.
TNP. Has fish for dinner once a week.