Nay back, tea for me.
TNP can stand on one leg.
I can stand on my middle leg.
TNP thinks the Royals are an asset to Britain.
Oh I say:shock:
True I do.
TNP is in a cheeky mood tonight.
I reckon I am
TNP can get a whole cupcake in their mouth in one go. 
What’s a ‘cupcake’? If you mean one of those little dinky cakes my mum used to bake in the Rayburn,in trays,then no. I didn’t know they were ‘cupcakes’-I seriously thought ‘cupcake’ was an Americanism;y’know,like to them,’‘Donut’’ actually means dough-RING.
{Fikkaz sh1t,them Septics}
TNP prefers Spain to France
You could be right, and I prefer Portugal as the hispaniolas do, and they go there and eat all the cupcake equivalentias.
o que e isto?
…’‘or what is’’ WHAT,m’dear chap???
We are getting very random. 
Does a watched pot take longer to boil?
No, just another “Old wives tail” I know cos my “Old wife” told me.
Why is an Omnibus so called?
I won’t believe it until I see it. Pics please to satisfy my doubting mind.
TNP doubts nothing in life.
False I doubt everything i can’t prove to my satisfaction.
I can still bench press 100 Kilos
TNP is hungry now.
False. Just had my fillet steak.
TPP (Previous) is on the white wine.
Ssssssssshhhhhhh! 
:-p
Oh boy, oh boy, ohboy, ohboyyyyyy…:shock:
TNP ran away once.
True from nursery school.
TNP likes ice cream.
That green one,with the nutty flavour,yes,True.
TNP hasn’t used a proper camera for years.
I have but I’m not very good with it.
TNP gets hayfever
No. Never have-‘hayfever’ isn’t a word in my volkabler…vokablurar…wordsearch!
TNP has a ‘best’ pair of shoes.
False I have too many pairs of shoes.
TNP has some best pants.