not if it means a walk to the pub 
TNP had a crush on a teacher when they were at school
False, I think one had the hots for me.
TNP listens to other peoples conversations on public transport.
I never use public transport
TNP wants to know why zebras have stripes.
False. I know cos a Zebra once told me they like to be ready for bed at any time.
TNP thinks thatās just a Cock & Zebra story.
Nah-it MUST be true,EZ-although Iāve never seen one use a crossingā¦
TNP has decided to ābe true to themselvesā and dress as a Minionā¦
Then iāll be the one in a Minion
I saw a Zebra crossing once. He was saying " Now you see me, now you donāt" with every step he took.
What about Pelicans?
Oh,theyāre annoying-they press the button,but donāt wait for the green man,BEAKause theyāre in a hurryā¦
ā¦see what I did there?..
A pun what fun
TNP likes words that rhyme
True. Also words that sound the same like Through & Threw.
TNP could suggest lots of them.
Here hear
TNP knows the difference between Homophone, Homograph & Homonym
I do when I look it up, then instantly forget it.
TNP would love to own a tea shop by the sea.
False too much hard work.
TNP likes Fridays.
I like all days
TNP thinks tattoos are sexy
Possibly. But only on ladies of the female type and only if iām allowed to trace the outline with a finger.
TNP has spent most of the morning in the garden.
False. My garden is covered in snow.
TNP has a stubbly chin.
Yes, I need to shave but canāt be bothered.
TNP sometimes slides down the bannisters
Hmm, I would love to, but in a bungalow? Never going to be EZ.
TNP likes to have a flutter on the horses.
False I would need help.
TNP can make horse noises.
Nay!
TNP prefers coffee to tea