False, never had one.
The next poster has many grandchildren.
False, but have been blessed with a wee granddaughter.
The next poster’s comfort food is mac and cheese.
False, I hate that.
The next poster is eating lunch.
Packet of plain crisps if you can call that lunch.
The next poster has been out shopping all morning.
False, I will go later.
The next poster will be drinking wine later.
False, tea total.
The next poster buys newspapers, real ones.
False. I get all the bad news by watching tv.
The next poster has had a belly full of Brexit.
False. I leave Brexit to the English.
The next poster has doubts about climate change.
False. Even i can’t control the weather.
The next poster is already awaiting my reply.
True. Always waiting to see where your head is at, EZ.
The next poster thinks I’m flirting with EZ.
False. We are continents apart.
The next poster finds flirting a natural pastime.
Whoops. sorry. wrong answer
Carry on without me. 
True. I’m going out dog walking.
The next poster enjoys the company of dogs.
True, as you know EZ.
The next poster is cooking the dinner tonight.
Ah, my flirting has never been based on the continents…
I use the International Flirting Guidelines To Make A Person Aware He/She Has Been Flirted With, a book found in many of your local libraries around the world. 
Yes true I’ll be cooking a pizza to share!
It is a Friday after all!
The next person has hairy legs 
False but I shall be sporting winter plummage soon to keep warm!
The next post has curly hair
on their head!
False. I have a cut which was one referred to as a Crew Cut. These days i think it’s called a Number 1.
The next poster always wears a hat in cold weather.
True I get cold ears!
The next poster has real letters in their post.
False. Never letters…just bills.
The next poster is not a fan of Christmas