False…I have already eaten.
The next poster has smelly feet
False, my BIL does.
The next poster is happily married.
True,
The next poster loves Dogs
False… I love cats.
The next poster dislikes snakes.
False. I love all animals…but i have a fear of spiders.
The next poster hasn’t posted a letter for years.
True EZ. Not a hand written one anyway. 
The next poster has been driving for at least 40 years.
False. Nearer to 60!
The next poster has fear of flying.
You got that right! However I do fly because I want to go on holiday but I hate it!
Next poster is going to work shortly
False, I am not working this week.
The next poster loves chocolate.
Extremely True…but another avenue of pleasure cut off for me.
The next poster feels really sorry for me.
False. Kinda sympathetic but not really.
The next poster will protest they are nosy.
False. I prefer the word Interested.
The next poster will post within the next 2 minutes
False! I waited on purpose! :twisted:
The next poster has a cat on their lap!
False, I don’t have a cat because my pooch hates them boohoo
The next poster just got out the bath
False. Laptop on lap
The next poster is waiting for a response.
False. I’m very patient but not that patient.
The next poster is eating chocolate.
False, but i can dream can’t i.
The next poster is a daydreamer.
False. More a realist.
The next poster wishes it was earlier.
False. I’ve done earlier, i prefer later.
The next poster is not available yet.
True…I’m never available:)
The next person has a wart on their nose …