True…but he’s trying to keep it under control
Hi Leia
TNP has been missing from this site until recently
Hi EZ. True and it’s nice to have been missed 
TNP is busy doing nothing
So True, but i’m thinking about doing loadsa stuff.
TNP is back here for keeps?
On considered reflection,I doubt it.
TNP has been shopping today
True but just a few bits and bobs
TNP can see into the future
Ohhh,yes-it’s a gift. I forsee that,by this time next year,the date will change.
TNP is NOT impressed with my skills…
True.
TNP plays the national lottery
Nope. I invested my dosh yonks ago…the lottery is a joke.
TNP thinks the muppets are real
False but I wish that Kermit was 
TNP still likes living in the UK.
True. Despite all of it’s problems i will always return to my homeland.
TNP Does not agree with me.
True…Oh I do agree EZ, there’s no place like ‘home’.
TNP has never smoked.
True. Not even one behind the school bike shed.
TNP Has so many vices.
I might.
TNP is rather cheeky at times.
True…we’re a long time dead…(I hope!)
TNP thinks that comment was a bit morbid.
False it was the truth. xxxx
TNP is enjoying a tipple tonight.
False. I did earlier this evening with my steak, jacket spud, etc etc…
TNP Will be starting a new diet this year.
False there would be nothing left of me.
TNP is going to bed now.
False. No point,sleep is evasive plus SOMEONE’ll ring just as I’m drifting off-as bloody usual.
TNP thinks stand-up comedians are usually not funny.
True…sometimes
TNP,s phone is ringing
False, it’s too early for calls
TNP does not have a smart phone