I never wonder WHY
TNP has no idea
True. I never have any idea.
TNP regularly has good ideas
True at certain times.
TNP is hungry.
True. Hungry for attention
TNP is glad Christmas is over
Nope I’ve had a roast dinner
TNP hasn’t eaten yet
True but just about to.
TNP still has a fridge full of Christmas fare.
I do have Christmas fare left, must start checking use by dates.
TNP still has their Christmas cake intact.
Wrong,as didn’t buy one. Don’t need one,so no point.
TNP is wondering where the other sock is…
True, I have four peoples socks to wash, and there are always some that vanish!!!
TNP is yawning.
Nope. A lot of people don’t know,that on average,a person yawns twelve times per day! S’true…I don’t do lies. TWELVE times. The REALLY weird thing is that mostly,we don’t realise we’re doing it. Oxygenation of the blood is the reason,btw. [sorry…how UTTERLY boring was that]
TNP is now trying to stifle a yawn…
False…That was quite interesting !
TNP is thinking about getting ready for bed.
True and still yawning.
TNP is already asleep.
Zzzzzz…whut???
TNP is wondering if it’s worthwhile…
True at times. X
TNP is thinking I must do some cleaning.
True but there’s no way I am actually going to.
TNP fantasises about being whisked off by a man on horseback.
Err…I have two horses already,Longy…so I’d prefer a buxom,scantily-clad maiden on a unicorn,if that’s ok avec vous?
TNP is wondering if the weather will hold dry and clear[ish]
False…I’ve already seen the forecast.
T N P is thinking abiut booking their summer holidays.
True we always do.
TNP is thinking it is turning cold
NOPE!
I got told off by THREE different people when I went for my blood-tests,because I was/am wearing a Hawaiian shirt!!! THREE! Plus two who said I’m mad. Yet-it isn’t cold…
ok…TNP has a collection of particular things…
True I do.
TNP is going to watch TV now.