That’s true and I have only just cottoned on to this thread.
TNP sometimes wears gold shoes.
True, and gold boots.
The next poster is getting ready for tonight.
WRONG!
This poster has decided to have spare ribs [which are atm in the oven on low] and gives not one hoot about the date. Foor t’is others,who have them things called ‘frenz’ that jolly about post-midnight just because the calender changed. bah,humbug. We still have the same plebs in govt,the same problems on the roads,too many illegals,far too much crime-and teabags just are NOT as strong as they USED to be!!! Bah,humbug. [did I say that already?] TNP will disagree…
TNP agrees.TLP did say “Bah, humbug” before
TNP will turn on the telly at midnight to watch all the countries New Year firework displays
False. I will open the front door…listen to the total silence…except for the bloody fireworks that set my dogs off…wish the world a happy and peaceful (some hopes of that) new year. Then lock up and go to bed.
TNP Couldn’t be bovvered to read that.
False I read it all. X
TNP is ready to sing at midnight.
ermmm. Doubt it very much. If i woke my wife up i would kiss my arse goodbye!!
TNP will be singing and dancing at midnight.
Are you ‘avin’ a giraffe,pal?!?
I’ll be playing my 12-string acoustic on the sofa,as the pooches snore & the world spends a fortune on gunpowder. Nobody’ll phone,nobody’ll text. Meh.
TNP will be suffering a bit of alcohol-related angst…
True I drank too much.
TNP is thinking, serves her right.
Not at all,Sweetikins…I’m thinking how glorious & radiant you are!
TNP is gonna puke at my attempts to seduce SP…
Yes, truly sickening 
The next poster has made New Year’s resolutions.
Naughty boy.
TNP is making plans for a holiday.
Nope.
TNP likes to change the subject 
I’m a bit fick, who is TNP ?
The next poster I think.
Could that be you?
OMG hangs head in shame… 
TY Leia )
Don’t worry, be happy
I’m the Next Poster!!!
So,the NEXT poster’ll be the one after the one who should’ve been after the one who didn’t put ‘tnp’ at the end wiv a treatise of what tnp would/would not be akin to…see?
Right…HIT IT<tnp!!!
Naughty boy
TNP could be you.
NAUGHTY…MOI???
…only if you wear that lace number,Toots!
I mean, WHO could possibly RESIST a bit of naughtiness!?!?!?
Oh…you’re right-i was tnp…
so…the NEXT poster will be wondering…WHY ME?..