Mmm is this the start of a new game?
Could be sweetie, watch this space 
Blankety blank eh?
The next poster is as confused as I am.
True. I was born confused and it got worse the older i became.
The next poster has finished Christmas shopping for presents.
False Still a couple more to go.
The next poster has a lot of hair.
Erm…not sure…i’ll take a look.
The next poster is happy to wait.
True I have long hair.
The next poster is posting at the same time as me.
True. I have short hair
The next poster has a glass of wine in their hand.
False, I will wait until Friday.
The next poster is very happy tonight.
True. Why change the habit of a lifetime.
The next poster is waiting for the weekend.
True, tomorrow is wine day.
The next person had a kind heart.
True. As are most of my organs.
The next poster nibbles between meals.
False, never done that.
The next poster likes chocolate chip cookies.
False I don’t eat biscuits.
The next poster is a meat eater.
True but they are now out of bounds.
The next poster has the telly on while typing.
True. Only until I’m a Celebrity ends
The next poster hardly ever writes letters anymore.
False. I never write letters but i type loads… C d k o see, there’s four.
The next poster is sitting at the table.
True Just a small table.
The next poster eats peanuts.
True I love nuts why else would I be here 
The next person is in a hurry
True. Sorry i don’t have time to reply. Dog walking time.