True nothing better.
The next poster is washing their clothes.
Well did you?
Wash my clothes? No, a machine did it for me.
The next poster can’t really be bovvered.
False, I am often hot and bovvered:lol:
The next poster has a Birthday next year.
True…if I make it till August.
The next poster thinks i’m Joking
False you are immortal x
The next poster is not at home.
Yes I am! False!
I’m waiting for Dark Heart to come on.
The next poster is naked.
I was when I had a shower earlier on.
Next person has never ridden a horse
False. I once went pony trekking for a day while in New Zealand.
The next poster likes, or liked, ice skating.
False I am useless.
The next poster is wearing underwear that is too tight. 
True - been out for lunch and shopping and about to change into something more comfortable, as they say.
The next poster is having a fish & chips Friday.
False I am having steak.
The next poster is going out later.
Ok are we done with this thread?
False. I’m sewing my socks with it.
The next poster thinks i’m bonkers
False…you know what I think XX
The next poster has finishedvtheir Christmas shopping.
False. Like most men, i leave everything till the last minute then panic and rush to the nearest 24hr garage.
The next poster has something special in mind for me.
Wait and see cheeky!
The next poster drinks more at Christmas.
True. Also means he spills more.
The next poster---------- will fill in the blanks themselves.
Hmm…I need to ask you a few questions about these 10 blanks! 
