False - not a chance in hell
The next poster will post next.
False. I’m not gonna mention the word N–t.
The next poster hasn’t logged in yet.
False I’m here- I think:confused:
The next poster is drinking tea.
False. It’s actually Shiraz
The next poster is dreading Christmas.
False I absolutely love Christmas.
The next poster is drunk.
False. I’ve only ever been drunk once in my life.
The next poster now thinks i’m boring.
False you are courting favour. X
The next poster is wearing glasses.
True. My reading glasses.
The next poster is wearing their jammies.
False. I don’t wear jammies.
The next poster is thinking about this post. 
False. I cant go to bed with that vision in my head.
The next poster is still asleep.
False, I am here - I think
The next poster has just eaten dinner.
False. Just a cheese and tomato sarny.
The next poster does a large food shopping on a Friday.
False usually on a Wednesday. A small shop on Friday.
The next poster is wearing jeans.
True. I let Jean wear them over the weekends
The next poster is a fan of Strictly.
False I don’t watch much TV tbh.
The next poster is going away soon.
False, not unless the men in white coats work out where I’ve moved to!
The next poster has their central heating on.
True - is decidedly cooler here today.
The next poster is having a Friday takeaway for dinner this evening.
False I am cooking just for me tonight.
The next poster is very clever.
True. No more to be said.
The next poster is very beautiful.
False…l wish.
The next poster is very young for their age.