Very true - cheers!
The next poster will attend church tomorrow.
False. I’m past being saved.
The next poster has a lay in on Sundays.
False - I’m still hoping to be saved.
The next poster uses hair dye.
False. I am naturally white.
The next poster is fed up with dieting.
False I have never been on a diet.
The next poster hates pumpkin.
Thats true it doesn’t taste of anything!
The next poster has bought Christmas presents already
True. Just before Christmas 2017.
The next poster is enjoying a beautiful sunny day.
False, it is dull and dreary.
The next poster has loads of money.
False. What? from a state pension??
The next poster will be having a wine/whine tonight.
Wine, true; whine, false unless there is football on the telly!
The next poster, irrespective of his/her way of voting, is fed up hearing the word ‘brexit’ every day.
True…it is so boring!
The next poster loves watching old fims on the tele.
False. Used to, but not now.
The next poster is tired tonight.
False. Not tired…exhausted…
The next poster has a tea, coffee, or wine on the table
True, EZ. Cup of tea though. 
The next poster has a busy day tomorrow.
True/False. Depends entirely upon the weather.
The next poster will excuse me if i get some zedz soon.
True. Off you go, I know it’s your bedtime.
Night night. x
The next poster has got to walk his dogs before bed.
True. Just the one tonight though. My Abby.
The next poster thinks i’m crazy taking a walk in the dark.
False.
The next poster sleeps like a log usually.
True. In the hearth by an open fire.
The next poster thinks i’m not dealing from a full deck.
False, I think you are lovely.
The next poster watches Eastenders.