Tree frog invasion

Big warning announced nation wide on the TV this morning. Seems that a ship load containing thousands of tree frogs escaped and now in the wild across the UK. These particular tree frogs are dangerous because their spit is poisonous and can spit for several yards. Therefore the public are being warned not to walk anywhere near trees and best if necessary to walk in the road. To help eradicate them best to wear a see through hood and sprinkle salt on their backs. It doesn’t kill them straight away but the theory is other tree frogs will lick their backs and salt inside a tree frog will kill them. Your local council will be putting out warning signs where these tree frogs have been seen

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April 1st already?

What are you smoking?:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Bejabers! Only tree frogs shouldn’t be a problem.

If it was our council they’d solve the problem by cutting all the trees down.