To Boldly Go: Trollheart's Star Trek Thread

Sorry I never replied.

To the best of my knowledge, Spock is neither married nor has any children. He had been engaged to T’Pring, whom we saw in the TOS episode “Amok Time”, but she blew him over for Stonn; there was no indication that any children had been born. I’m pretty certain he had none.

The DS9 episode you’re speaking of is, I think, “In the Pale Moonlight”, and is indeed a wonderful example of Star Trek finally coming of age. There are shades of light and dark, and the good guys are no longer necessarily the ones who do the right thing.

Character-driven episodes I feel are always better in any series, and “Tapestry” was a great “It’s a Wonderful Life” moment for Picard, when he realised that his reckless action was exactly what was needed for him to forge the path in life that he had done, and that without it he would live possibly longer but be completely ignored. Q’s biting remark “And all through his life nobody ever noticed him” was the one thing that could strike fear into the adventurous heart of the captain.

As to who is the better captain, well obviously that was just for fun and was based on the characters. But as to actors: yes, I read Shatner’s autobiography and it was self-serving and quite bitter, and he has been on record multiple times as something of a control freak, a seeker of the limelight and a difficult man to work with. Stewart I don’t know.

I have to be honest about Voyager: there are few episodes I have time for. One or two may crop up in the companion to that feature, the best episodes, but I wouldn’t think many. I did not rate it highly as a Trek show at all.

You don’t have to watch the movies. You’ll miss nothing, although I would recommend, for sheer fun, the three-movie arc of Star Trek II - IV, including the [spoilered in case you aren’t aware] and the [also spoilered] (not real ones: you can’t see by clicking; there probably isn’t anything to click) and then Star Trek II picks up on the plot of one of the old TOS episodes. Otherwise though, definitely not essential and some of the later ones were dire.

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Episode title: “The Naked Now”

Season: 1

Importance: 2

Crisis point(s) if any: Everyone goes batshit crazy, if that’s not a crisis point then I’m not the most handsome guy on the for - oh. Wait.

Original transmission date: October 5 1987

Writer(s): J. Michael Bingham (D.C. Fontana), John D.F. Black

Director: Paul Lynch

Stardate:* 41209.2

Destination: Some supergiant star

Mission (if any): Find out what happened on the SS Tsiolkovsky

Main character(s) in Plot: Geordi, Data, Riker, Beverly

Main character(s) in Subplot (if any): Yar, Picard, Troi

Villain/Monster (if any): Virus

Deaths: 80

Lives saved (episode): 0 (Technically, all of the ship, but that’s not what this is about)

Lives saved (cumulative): 1

Locations:

Shipboard:

Bridge

Sickbay

Troi’s Quarters

Engineering

Yar’s Quarters

Space:

Orbit of a supergiant star (not named)

Other:

SS Tsiolkovsky

Ships/vessels: 1 (SS Tsiolkovsky)

Space battles: 0

Bodycount

Historical

80 (Crew of SS Tsiolkovsky)

Incidental

0

Direct

0

Total: 80

Running total: 81

Make it so: 0

Engage! 1

Combat factor: 0

Planets visited: 0

Mysteries: 1 (What happened on the Tsiolkovsky?)

Patients in sickbay: 3

Data v humanity: Well, Data is the only one who can replace the chips in time, so he wins this first round.

Data 1 - Humanity 0

Character scores (episode):

Picard 10

Riker 20

Troi 20

Bev 40

Geordi 30

Data 15

Worf 10

Wesley 40

O’Brien 0

Yar 50

Earl Grey: 0

Shuttlecraft: 0

Admirals: 0

Starbases: 0

First contact: 0

Episode score: -170 (that’s a MINUS score, people!)

Episode rating: 2/10

It’s rather disappointing that after such a good start the show should almost immediately start relying on old scripts from TOS. “The Naked Time” wasn’t, to be fair, even that great an episode, and if anything, gave the actors a chance to let their hair down and act, well, mad. Which is all well and good, but once is enough. When you have an attempt to continue that story - which should have most definitely been a one-off - I believe you’re asking for trouble. When you have a captain as buttoned-down and strict and joyless as Picard, doubly so. It’s interesting though that the second Starfleet vessel we hear of has a Russian name, though I have to ask why it’s SS Tsiolkovsky instead of USS? Yeah, look, you could see this coming maybe at the end of a successful season, chance for everyone to relax and have some fun (does Picard do fun?) with a pretty throwaway episode, but second in the first season? When things hinge so precariously on how this is received? When the entire future of the show could hang on what the audience think of this? Bad move, I feel. Bad move.

I find it odd that Data says “What we have heard is impossible” as he refers to the blowing of an emergency hatch; surely such things blow now and then? Accidents? I mean, yes, he could be saying it’s impossible someone did it on purpose, but again that’s not the case is it? If it’s impossible, it simply cannot happen. A man can’t fly unaided, or walk on the clouds, or understand the plot of a single episode of The Prisoner. But this? This isn’t impossible. To paraphrase Sherlock Holmes, it is improbable at best. On board the science ship, Riker gasps that the crew were all sucked out into space. Correction, says Data, that’s sucked off. I mean, blown off. I mean, blown out. I like the way the guy in the crew quarters, who is frozen and obviously naked, has still had the decency before he died to position his knee so that his dong can’t be seen. Class!

“Couldn’t you have shaved BEFORE coming on duty, Lieutenant?”

Look, I know he probably doesn’t have access to the ship’s communications, but surely Wesley has the use of his mother’s comms in their room? So when Geordi complains of burning up, being the doctor’s son and all, why does he not alert his mother? But he just sits there, looking after him as LaForge leaves. Idiot. Bit pedantic when Picard insists “it’s not an infection” and Troi says “Well whatever it is, she’s got it” - I expect Bananarama to pop up singing “Venus” - “She’s got it, yeah baby she’s got it! I’m your Venus, I’m your fire…” Oh no! I just remembered! This episode features perhaps the single most embarrassing, cringeworthy scene in all of Star Trek, when Yar and Data get it on. Oh god no! The screens, quickly! The screens! It’s a bit annoying that they copy the scene in TOS “The Naked Time” when O’Reilly locked himself in engineering and started making weird announcements and singing; Wesley does the same, though with a lot less panache than the Irishman.

Okay but answer me this: if Data has no emotions - and we’re told he has none; later he gets an emotion chip, to everyone’s acute embarrassment, not least of all his - then how in the name of Jean-Luc Picard can he have a silly grin on his face when Yar pulls him off I mean into her bedroom? Shouldn’t he look like he always does? Could Spiner just not resist making the expression, throwing in a little comedy? How is it that they all only realise halfway into the episode that quarantine procedures should have been implemented before everyone went around touching everyone else? Picard’s attempts to hold in his temper and his normal snappish way when trying to get Wesley to cede control of engineering back to him are comical; you can see how he just wants to tell him GIVE ME MY SHIP BACK YOU FUCKING LITTLE SNOTNOSED BRAT! But he can’t, and must marshall all the minimal charm he has and his awful bedside manner with kids to try to get what he wants.

“Don’t look at her boobs… don’t look at her boobs…”

It can’t do much for Picard’s ego when Beverly says she’s experiencing a “lack of good judgement, and therefore she finds him extremely attractive.” Well thanks a bunch! Have i ever told you your bum looks big in that? Down in engineering, as the force field Wesley put up is finally overridden, the kid says he thinks he can get the main viewer on line. After seeing what it shows, a large piece of superheated star heading directly towards them, he probably thinks, on second thoughts, maybe we’ll just leave this off. This is the first time we see Data run at superspeed, as he tries to replace the chips that have been taken out of the computer. Hey, when the chips are down, Data’s your man, huh? Sorry. Sorry. Is it hot in here?

“Um, Will? The threshold is THAT way!”

Annoying how Wesley sort of saves the ship in the end, but I guess it’s worth it for the tres awkward moment when Data and Yar see each other again for the first time after they’ve done the business. Maybe both secretly wish the android had not been able to switch out those chips in time! On a more serious note, while there was a certain amount of intoxication on both sides, and Data is shown clearly aware of what he’s doing and the sex is consensual, there’s an uneasy feelng of, if not quite rape, then sex by two people who are really going to regret it when they “sober up”, and it’s doubly uncomfortable, and not at all empowering, that it’s the woman, who uses her better knowledge of human relationships to all but force the android into sex. Very very dodgy, and notable too that for seven seasons after this, though Data had “love interests” occasionally, he is never again seen, or implied to be, having sex with a human. It just screams WRONG on every level.

Overall, as I say, I think this was a poor episode and very badly timed. At this point, we hardly knew anyone, so the kind of nudge-nudge-wink-wink works now, but back then we had no real idea of the feelings Picard had for Crusher, or Riker for Troi, and much of what happens is taken with a pretty giant shrug. This kind of episode is best used when we know the characters, when we’re either sympathetic with them or hate them, but either way can feel for them, cringe for them, root for them or laugh at them. When I saw this originally it was so what? And now it’s different, but even so, a stupidly bewildering choice for a second episode. Maybe Fontana was trying to humanise the characters for us, but there are better ways to do that, and to my mind this was not one of them. Of course, it takes a while before it gets any better, as we’ll see.


Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise, Enterprise NX-01, Enterprise -D, USS Voyager, Discovery, Protostar, Cerritos, Horizon, Dominion, Phoenix, Intrepid, Osiris, Odyssey, Excelsior, Exeter, Batavia, the space stations Deep Space 9 and Deep Space 12, and every other location on which the franchise is set. Starting with the first ever series, now known as Classic Trek or The Original Series (TOS) my intention is to check out each series in the franchise. Along the way I will compare the series, see how it has changed or impacted on the franchise, and note any important points each series may have contributed to the Star Trek legend. Hopefully, there’ll be time for some fun, too.

Feel free to join in, or watch with me as we go along, but equally, feel free just to read and comment, or just to read.

I also intend to tackle any “non-canon” or independent projects - fan series, that kind of thing - though in general I will NOT be looking at the movies, just TV series, or, in some cases, ones only available online. Some may only have one or two episodes, but that’s ok. Quantity is not always a good indicator of quality. The fact that there may be only a handful of episodes could be- and most likely will be - down to the fact that in the case of fan-produced efforts, with very few exceptions, there is no funding, so these are labours of love financed by the people who made them, and, well, your personal money does not last forever. So this may have been all they could afford to do without proper backing.

What will the reviews be like? That’s easy: there won’t be any reviews. I have about thirty or so series to look at, and all I want to do is give a general overview of each, note the setting, characters, ideas behind it and fill you in a little on each series, how it came to be, how it differs from, or sticks to, the main Star Trek universe. This is just so I can see - and so can you, if you have not already - what the newer series are like, as well as introducing anyone who may not have seen the “big six” (TOS/TNG/DS9/VOY/ENT/DISC) to those shows. Not quite a beginner’s guide, as such, but a grounding in the whole world originally created by one man with a vision.

If anyone feels I’m “glossing over” some series I should not, well, plead your case and if I’m sufficiently impressed/convinced then maybe I’ll take a deeper look at them. For now, the idea is to take the first - or in some cases, only - episode and do a quick runthrough of that, give my general comments and compare it to the other shows, both authorised and unauthorised, that I have at that point seen.

Star Trek has lasted the test of time, running now for almost sixty years in , at the time of writing, ten different - official - series, some of which have only begun. Should a new one begin during this project I will of course include it. Although this can, as the title proclaims, serve as your introduction to the world of Star Trek, it should be of interest also to those who are hardened Trekkers, Trekkies or whatever you’re having yourself.

Okay, a few points before we get going. Although I am well-versed in everything up to and including Voyager, I have seen little of Enterprise and only two seasons of Discovery. Anything from Picard onwards I am clueless about, so much of this will be familiar to me but some will be new, so I’ll be learning too.

For those who don’t know, a list of acronyms I will be using during this project (assume there is a Star Trek prefixed to each of these, unless otherwise noted):
TOS - The Original Series; the first one, with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, screened way back in the late 1960s, ran to three seasons.
TAS - The Animated Series, speaks for itself. Shown during the mid-seventies. One season.
TNG - The Next Generation, which was the first new series and introduced us to Captain Picard, Riker and Data. Screened in the 1990s over seven seasons.
DS9 - Deep Space 9. First ever Star Trek series to take place on other than a starship, it revolves (literally) around the space station Deep Space 9. Another from the somewhat Trek-saturated 1990s. Introduced the first real story-arc-dependent version of the series. Another seven-season spectacular.
VOY - Voyager. Takes place in the unexplored Delta Quadrant of the galaxy, and was the first to feature a female captain. They got five seasons out of this one. And yes, it was shown during the 90s too.
ENT - Enterprise. (Originally without the suffix, added later) A sort of prequel, going back 200 years before the events of TOS and featuring the very first starship named Enterprise. Not very familiar with this one. Ran for four seasons. Final series made in the 1990s.
DISC - Discovery. The first major series since Enterprise ended. Shown from 2017, still on the go. In its third season as I write.
PIC - Picard, following the early career of the captain from TNG. Began in 2020. Two seasons so far.
STK - Short Treks, a two-season series of shorter episodes which take place between the events of DISC and PIC.
SNW: Strange New Worlds. A prequel to TOS but not as far back as ENT, chronicling the adventures of the original captain of the Enterprise, Christopher Pike. Began this year, so at the time of writing, in its first season.
LD: Lower Decks. Animated series which appears to focus on comedy (it says here) and so far has run to two seasons, having started in 2020.
STP: Prodigy, the first completely computer-animated series in the franchise, aimed (again, it says here) at younger audiences. Began last year, currently in its first season.

Apart from these official series there is also a shedload of fan-produced material, some of it almost to Hollywood standards, some of it, well, not. Again, I will be ignoring movies (don’t you think I’ve enough to do?) but that still leaves us with an additional SIXTEEN series, as below:

Note: I have no idea what acronyms relate to these, so I’ll make my own up and note them here.

HF: Hidden Frontier: A series with fifty episodes, which ran from 2000 - 2007 and led to four spinoff series. This one takes place just after the Dominion War, which dominates seasons four to seven of Deep Space 9.

EX: Exeter, only two episodes released. Ran from 2002 - 2014. Wait, what? Twelve years to result in only two episodes? Okay, well, this one is set in the TOS era and takes place on, you’ll be unsurprised to discover, the USS Exeter. Of course it does.

NV: New Voyages, also set in the TOS era and actually intended to finish the interrupted five-year mission of the original Enterprise. It was so well received that cast members from TOS were signing on to appear in it. Ran from 2004 - 2016 and had ten episodes.

DA: Dark Armada. Set after the events of the third TNG movie, Nemesis, it ran from 2006 - 2016 and had four episodes.

ODY: Odyssey. A spinoff from Hidden Frontiers, which sees the USS Odyssey trapped in the Andromeda galaxy, making it, I believe, the first and only series in the franchise to move outside of our own galaxy. Ran from 2007 - 2011 and had ten episodes.

FA: Farragut takes place in the TOS era on a sister ship to the Enterprise. Anyone want to guess her name? It ran from 2007 - 2016 and had eight episodes, though there may be more as the finale was only released last year.

INT (not to be confused, of course, with ENT): Intrepid, the first fan series to be produced in the UK, this is a Scottish production and although it ran from 2007 - 2018, I’m confused about how many episodes there are, as the producers seem to have also collaborated on episodes of Odyssey and Hidden Frontier, but I guess we’ll find out.

OS: Osiris. Seems to have been one of the duds. Ran for one year and four episodes in 2008 but was slated. I’ll make my own judgement thanks, as I always do. Set just before the events in Nemesis.

PHX: Phoenix, set after Nemesis, but seems to have only produced one episode in 2010.

CON: Continues, which, as the title suggests, attempts to continue, possibly in the same way as The New Voyages, the mission of the original Enterprise. Ran from 2013 - 2017 and produced eleven episodes.

VAL: Valiant is again set in the TOS universe and between 2014 and 2021 released three episodes.

POT: Potemkin Pictures (no Star Trek prefix), a huge franchise with ten spinoff series and over eighty episodes. 2010 - 2020, based in the TOS era.

TATV: These are the Voyages, a series of five (or possibly six) episodes set in the Enterprise (ENT) timeline. Ran from 2017 - 2019.

BOT: Blood of Tiberius (no Star Trek prefix) envisages a timeline occurring after the events in the TOS episode “Bread and Circuses”, with descendants of the crew. Not sure how many episodes, but they’re all animated.

DD: Dreadnought Dominion (no Star Trek prefix) also takes places in the TOS era, and ran for 13 episodes from 2015 - 2020.

As if that wasn’t enough to be getting on with (it is, it is!) there are also a number of parodies and even some series that have had to distance themselves from the Star Trek brand thanks to draconian “guidelines” by CBS as to what they will allow in fan made productions, and I’ll investigate these to see if they’re worthy of checking out. But that will be a long time in the future, and possibly, to counter-paraphrase (or something) Star Wars, quite far away. I have plenty of work to do, and it starts today.

FYI I will be going as chronologically as I can, which means that where there are fan series in between even major official ones, such as Enterprise or Discovery, I will do those first, so that everything fits in together along a basic Star Trek timeline, rather than do all the official series and then the fan ones. That of course means we may in fact be emulating Doctor Who and jumping up and down that timeline, as some of the fan series have their programmes set in the TOS universe, some have them in DS9 and so on, but I still reckon this is the best way to see how the franchise as a whole has evolved.

And it all began here, with a “Wagon Train to the stars”.


Series: Star Trek (TOS)

Pilot episode title: “The Man Trap” (Note to brainaics and smartarses: I’m not doing “The Cage” because a) I reviewed it already in depth elsewhere but more importantly b) it wasn’t really the springboard for the series, was in fact a “failed pilot”, and all the characters changed, bar Spock, as well as all the actors, again bar Leonard Nimoy and also Majel Barret, though she was cast in a different role. So I see this, the first “proper” or official episode broadcast, as the true pilot)

Original transmission date: September 8 1966

Total seasons (to date if current): 3

Span: 1966 - 1969

Writer(s): George Clayton Johnson

Director: Marc Daniels

Basic premise: Visiting an outpost planet, the Enterprise crew meet what appears to be Dr. McCoy’s ex-girlfriend. But as will become usual, things are not as they seem.

Mood: Dark, depressive

Setting(s): Enterprise, Planet M-113

Themes: Loss, obsession, murder, hunger, survival, racial extinction, shapeshifting

Things I liked: The cute plant in Sulu’s quarters, sort of foreshadowing a Tribble; the most action for Janice Rand until her almost-rape scene in “The Enemy Within”; the more mature nature of the episode in general.

Things I didn’t like: The awkward flirting between Spock and Uhura (well, all Uhura really)

Timeline: 23th century

Stardate: 1513.1

Vessel: USS Enterprise

Registry: NCC-1701

Class: Constitution

Location: Alpha Quadrant

Mission(s): Standard health check and supply run

Dramatis Personae:

Main:

Captain James T. Kirk

Mr. Spock, Science Officer and S-I-C

Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy, Ship’s Chief Medical Officer

Hikaru Sulu, Helmsman

Supporting:

Dr. Robert Crater, archaeologist

Nancy, his wife

Yeoman Janice Rand

Ancillary:

Crewman Darnell

Crewman Greene

Crewman Sturgeon

Starring (Main Cast): William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy (RIP), DeForest Kelly (RIP), James Doohan (RIP), George Takei, Nichelle Nichols (RIP)

With: Alfred Ryder, Jeanne Bal, Michael Zaslow, Grace Lee Whitney, Bruce Watson, Francine Pyne, Vince Howard, John Arndt

Note: in the following category ratings, in general this refers to the series as a whole, if I know it. If I don’t, then it has to refer to the episode I get to watch.

Writing: 8/10

Acting: 7/10

CGI: 5/10

Soundtrack/effects: 5/10

Costumes: 8/10

Probability of watching more: n/a

Balance between animation and live-action: 3/10

Gender balance: 3/10

Synopsis

On the dead planet M-113, archaeologist Dr. Robert Crater and his wife are conducting research. Nancy was once Dr. McCoy’s lover, so this mission is a little hard for him ooer, but when he meets her all is not yadda yadda yadda. He sees her as the young woman he fell in love with twelve years ago and remarks that she hasn’t aged a day, and she hasn’t: not for him. But Captain Kirk sees her as she is, a grey-haired, much older woman. Crewman Darnell, the third in the party, sees her as a woman he knew, also young and pretty. When he goes outside she lures him away. Dr. Crater (they call him doctor and professor, so I’m just going to go with Doctor) seems unhappy to see them when he arrives, saying he wants to be left alone with his wife. Other than a supply of salt, he wants nothing from them. McCoy however is under orders to check on their health and will not be brushed off. There’s probably a little jealousy, too, that Crater got his girl, though his professional manner doesn’t allow that to show.

Dr. Crater seems concerned that Kirk and McCoy both see Nancy as quite different in age, but he brushes it off with the air of a man who does not want to broach a subject that may end up landing him with more questions to ask. Then Nancy screams, and they rush to find Darnell dead; Nancy says he ate a poisonous plant. Back on the ship however Spock and McCoy agree that, after an examination of Darnell, he was not poisoned. So why did Nancy say he was? And what is her weird obsession with salt? McCoy can’t even understand what killed the crewman. After a further examination, he finds that Darnell has no salt in his body, but he had no idea how he could have lost it.

They beam back down to the planet, but again Crater is unhelpful when they demand to know why he needs all the salt he has requested. Meanwhile, two more crewmen have been killed, and Nancy now seems to take the form of Greene and when they again beam up to the ship she goes with them. She wanders the ship but is unable to find any salt, or manage to take any victims (it has now become obvious she is some sort of shapeshifting alien, who needs salt to survive, and that she is responsible for the deaths of the crewmen down on the planet) until she comes across McCoy’s quarters. Meanwhile a dead crewman (yes, another one) is found in the corridors, and Nancy takes McCoy’s form while he sleeps under her power.

Kirk and Spock return to the planet, where Crater has gone over the edge, threatening them with a weapon. They find the body of Crewman Greene, so Kirk now knows that whatever beamed up with them was not him, and raises an alert on the Enterprise. They get the jump on Crater, and while stunned he reveals that Nancy is not Nancy, but an alien shapeshifter. Taken to the ship, he recognises the creature in McCoy but says nothing, as together they try to plead the alien’s case, Crater pointing out that it is the last of its kind, that it is not dangerous (a claim that can be readily refuted as the bodycount mounts!) and that it needs salt, but also love. Kirk is not impressed with his comparing it to the buffalo on Earth, and Crater refuses to help.

As a result, the creature ends up killing him. It would have killed Spock too, but his blood is based on copper, and the salt content is not to its taste. It returns to McCoy and rouses him, turning back into Nancy. When Kirk and Spock come for it, he stands in their way. Kirk offers the creature salt, and while he and McCoy tussle the creature grabs Kirk and entrances him, preparing to kill him by extracting all the salt from his body. Spock enters and growls at McCoy to kill it, or his captain will die. Torn by indecision, he waits, as Spock wades in but has his arse kicked by the creature. He snaps “Could Nancy do that, Doctor?” and as the creature again fastens onto Kirk, McCoy sees it for what it is, and fires. The creature, wounded, briefly reverts to Nancy but McCoy knows it now for what it is, and finishes it off.

Comments

Although of course it worked, I feel the producers took a chance here, a real one. This opinion is, I’m not surprised to find, shared by almost everyone involved with the show. As Star Trek was to become known for its easy, friendly, almost family atmosphere between the crew, this episode, as a basic pilot, has none of that. It’s very dour, very serious, and everyone is intent on their job. There’s no ribbing between the three main characters - very much a feature of the show as it progressed, and possibly one of the main reasons for its success and longevity - there’s little in the way of friendship, though there is some sympathy for McCoy, though pretty much only from Kirk. Spock remains aloof, as above, and makes no comment. Even when the message comes back that one of the landing party has died, he merely acknowledges it, though he has no way of knowing this is neither the captain nor the doctor. Uhura berates him on his lack of feeling, and perhaps it was decided he was too cold?

It’s very much a product of the fifties and sixties science fiction movies of its day, with a kind of monster-of-the-week to be tracked down, and while there is a certain humanity towards the creature - only expressed, it must be said, by Crater, who has something to gain, and the creature itself while in the form of McCoy - they still kill it in the end. Look, for a comparison, at the Horta in “Devil in the Dark”. The difference in the way the crew treat this creature is staggering, and remember, both have been killing humans, but there is a better understanding, mostly due to Spock’s mind melding with the creature, so it’s a pity they didn’t use that here. But at this point the mind meld was perhaps not even thought of, as otherwise they could have got the information they wanted from Crater that way, instead of using the old CIA standard, truth drugs.

It would also be a feature of TOS that there would be, generally, few “sad” or “dark” endings, to the effect that a large percentage of the episodes would end up with Kirk and crew laughing at some joke, thereby leaving the viewer with the indelible impression of a group of friends, or even a family, jaunting around the galaxy and having fun. This definitely does not convey that kind of feeling. So all in all, a poor one to begin with. The cardinal rule of writing is hook them in the first sentence or few sentences, but once you’ve done that you have to retain that attention, and ideally give them a happy, or at least satisfactory ending. To see one of the crew have to kill a representation of the woman he had loved and probably be haunted about it ever afterwards, is not what you’d call a happy ending. So I think it was a bad choice to showcase the series, but as time and history shows, they overcame any initial doubts and got enough of the audience’s attention to make them come back the next week, and the week after that, and the week after that. Soon, the new series was a phenomenon, and a legend was well on its way to being born.

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They didn’t show them until 1969 in the UK and I missed most of the first series because I didn’t have a TV. :grinning:

I was only 6 in 1969 so I reckon it was when they re-showed it later that I remember it from. I think I can remember the theme tune when I was that age but I wouldn’t have been able to have understood the show, and I know I did later. It used to be on about 5pm or something, just before tea.

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Okay, time for another chart. How have the characters fared on their second mission? Let’s see.

The first thing that is immediately apparent is that Q, despite being all-powerful and a godlike figure, can’t hold the number one spot for more than one episode, and is toppled by a mere girl! Oh, the shame! Oh the humanity, if he was human which he’s not so why I’m saying it I don’t know!

Yes, thanks to her, um, liaison with a “fully-functional” Data, Yar takes top spot for this episode.

The only other mover upwards is also a lady, none other than the ship’s CMO, who rises from last episode’s 5 to take the number 2 slot, a jump of three places and kicking her love - eh, captain down, where he lands at the ignominious postion of 5, falling three places and actually now occupying the slot Bev was in, but far from being a cozy encounter for our favourite bald-headed space adventurer, poet and all-round stiff-neck, she’s said “See ya! Wouldn’t wanna be ya!” and has broken the glass ceiling, leaving poor old Jean-Luc to stare up wistfully at the upper echelons of the chart, perhaps feeling like Lieutenant Picard in “Tapestry.” Oh dear. Never mind Captain, I’m sure you’ll be back on the bridge real soon. For now, haven’t you bilges to scrub?

Nobody else is having a good time either, and this episode shows that none of them exactly covered themselves in glory, bar the two ladies. Despite saving the ship, Wesley’s antics while under the, um, influence, coupled with his mom’s power-leap and that of Tasha mean he’s falling two spots from number 5 to number 7, and while Riker is barely slipping from two to three, his love interest is a bigger faller, from four to six. Geordi and Data remain the best of friends, holding on and sharing the number four spot for the second episode running, while there’s no glory for Worf as he falls to the lowest possible position, now number 8, dropping three from his previous position of 5, accompanied by poor old Miles O’Brien, currently the Ensign With No Name, as they both prop up the bottom of the chart.

Episode title: “Code of Honor”

Season: 1

Importance: 0

Crisis point(s) if any: Yar being captured I guess, though why they didn’t just leave her there… oh yeah, there’s that nasty plague they need the vaccine for, isn’t there?

Original transmission date: October 12 1987

Writer(s): Katharyn Powers, Michael Baron

Director: Russ Mayberry, Les Landau (why two directors? Oh I see; because the first was fired by Roddenberry for the racist casting, and quite right too)

Stardate:* 41235.25

Destination: Ligon II

Mission (if any): To negotiate for a serum needed to treat a virus on another planet

Main character(s) in Plot: Picard, Riker, Troi, Beverly, Yar

Main character(s) in Subplot (if any):

Not Appearing: Worf, O’Brien

Villain/Monster (if any): Lagon and the Laigonians (sounds like a name for a band, huh?)

Deaths: 2 (technically - the guy in the audience at the fight who has the misfortune to catch the weapon in the stomach, and Jarina, though she is brought back from the dead. Meh, let’s count her.)

Locations:

Shipboard:

Bridge

Cargo bay

Sickbay

Space:

Other:

Laigonia

Ships/vessels: 0

Space battles: 0

Bodycount

Historical

0

Incidental

1

Direct

1

Total: 2

Running total: 83

Make it so: 0

Engage! 1

Combat factor: 0

Planets visited: Ligon II

Mysteries: None

Patients in sickbay: 0

Data v humanity: His humour falls flat and he pisses Picard off about the French language, so a big fail for Data here.

Data 1 - Humanity 1

Character scores (episode):

Picard 15

Riker 10

Troi 15

Bev 30

Geordi 10

Data 10

Worf 0

Wesley 0

O’Brien 0

Yar 235

Earl Grey: 0

Shuttlecraft: 0

Admirals: 0

Starbases: 0

First contact: 1

Humour: 1

Rating: 1/10

And having stumbled badly with the last episode, the writers now pitch all the way down the stairs and crash to the bottom, with the most openly racist episode of Star Trek until we get to “Up the Long Ladder”. African Americans must have hated it. Given that their race, as it were, had first been properly represented (though not really) in the original series, this was a hell of a kick in the teeth to all black Trek fans, and Will Wheaton remarked later that, had the show not had the power of the fans and the legacy of the original series behind it, this would almost certainly have caused it to be cancelled. I have no idea what the hell these people were thinking. I’m assuming both the writers were white. Yeah, doesn’t show pictures of them and I guess it doesn’t matter, but you’d have to wonder how a black cast of actors would agree to perform in such an episode?

Not only is it racist, it’s very sexist, with the Lagonians (read, Africans) openly dismissive of and borderline abusive to the women on the Enterprise, a real male-dominated society, the kind of thing that we were told did not, should not and would not exist by the 24th century. It is somewhat amusing, the way you can feel the women, particularly Troi, holding back their anger at the way the aliens consider them inferior; you can tell she just wants to go up to them and say “Yeah? I come from a fucking planet where women rule, dude! You wouldn’t last ten seconds on Betazed, let me tell you! My mother would put you in your place double-quick!” But they, ah, don’t. The tension is palpable.

Well that’s odd. When Lutan takes Yar prisoner in the cargo bay and beams off with her (PLEASE don’t bring her back!) Picard just turns expressionlessly to the camera and calls a red alert. He doesn’t seem shocked, surprised, aghast, anything; almost as if he was expecting it to happen. And here! What’s that expensive new archaeological artifact he just bought? How can he afford that on a captain’s salary? Hmm. As he possibly tries to cover his collusion with Lutan by threatening to blow his planet up (come on! It’s only Yar! The guy’s done you a favour!) he says “We insist you return our message. Oh, and we’ll have our Chinese horsey statue back too. That cost a bundle.”

“Damn it! Picard has the high score AGAIN!”

It’s sort of easy to see where the racism comes from, not that anyone would have any trouble recognising it. At its heart, this is a story about a perhaps less well-developed civilisation - who all just happen to be black - who have somehow created a vaccine others need but who are only prepared to share it with those who deserve it or those who meet their expectations. Naturally, Starfleet would ensure any needed vaccine was shared with anyone who required it (chortle) but these guys want the Enterprise to play ball. Next, they show how backward they are by not recognising the value the men of the 24th century put on their women, and then, in a real “where the white women at?” move, they kidnap one, leaving Picard, the ultimate white authority and stern father figure, no choice but to (sigh) teach these savages a lesson. It’s all but an attempt to justify colonial aggression on a planetary scale, but worse, it teaches the very clear, and completely incorrect, message that black people can’t be trusted.

I love love love Beverly but by god I will never forgive her for floating the idea of her son joining the crew! Here she tests the idea with the captain, who surely would never have come up with such a notion himself otherwise, and to see Wesley emerge from the turbolift like a mouse coming out of its hole is puke-inducing. I do love however how Data gets on Picard’s wrong side by referring to French as an obscure Earth language! Oops! The faces of the others are priceless, a real “Oh fuck he did not say that, did he?” sort of look. It’s one of the scenes, very cleverly written and well played, where we see that, despite all his pretensions to humanity, Data is still very much at sea when it comes to the little nuances of ego and pride. Let’s just hope he doesn’t start going on about how bald heads were never in fashion!

There was acute embarrassment when it became clear the Lagonians did not understand the rules of Musical Chairs…

I mark the serious similarities - at least, planetside - to classic Trek. The music, the lurid red sky, the setting, the overall atmosphere; all tropes used whenever Kirk’s landing party visited a planet inhabited by another culture. I particularly recognise the one with the Orion slave girl (“Wolf in the Fold”? Not sure) and elements of “Who Mourns for Adonais?” as well as “Errand of Mercy”. In fact, the set could have been taken from an old episode of TOS. For all I know, it was. Look at the picture below; is it hard to imagine Kirk, Spock and McCoy in the place of Picard and Troi, Spock with his hands in his lap looking around and commenting on how “fascinating” this “savage society” is, while Kirk smiles his boyish smile and assures his science officer that this is how “certain cultures” on Earth used to be, and McCoy makes some off-colour joke about hoping they don’t end up in a cooking pot?

It’s a bit sudden how Geordi and Data become friends. I mean, this is episode three. In episode one, the pilot, he hardly knows or talk to him, in episode two he’s totally pissed with the virus thing, so not exactly going to be going over his family album with the android, yet here, without any preamble, Data is calling him his friend, has access to his personal quarters and is helping him to shave? When did all that happen? Sure, as the series goes on, the friendship between the two is the writers’ vain attempt to try to make Geordi more interesting, and becomes an integral part of the show, but surely, unless there’s previous history between the two, we should be shown how they became friendly? Data’s woeful attempts at human humour are not funny here, they never were; just so strained you can hear the groans in the audience.

Is it meant to be funny though when, as Geordi and Data arrive on Ligon II and stand in front of a wall of bladed weapons, Picard uses the words “cutting edge” and Data asks if he has “any particular point” he wants him to concentrate on? A typical Jerry Springer situation here, where two women, who should be turning on the man who has set them against each other, instead fight each other. Jesus had a little cry in the corner! They even end it like “Amok Time”. Poor, very poor. I suppose there’s some small redemption for it at the end, when it turns out that despite appearances being to the contrary, it is in fact the women who wield the real power here. Meh. And oh dear god! They couldn’t’ even be bothered to come up with a proper name for Lutan’s wife, just stuck an “eena” onto Yar to make Yareena. Says it all really.

The chart then after three episodes:

Although she won’t be here for all that much longer (spoiler alert - not!) Yar consolidates her lead, to surely nobody’s surprise, as this episode was all about her. She scored a staggering 235 points, becoming, at this early stage, the first character to even break the 100-point barrier, never mind shatter the 200 one! Talk about destroying the glass hyper-ceiling!

So it will probably be some time before she can be dethroned, though of course after “Skin of Evil” she’ll begin to fall, if she hasn’t before that, as she will be unable to earn more points and others will just overtake her by virtue of her not being there. Still, it’s a very respectable showing for someone who ended up being, in the context of the series as a whole, quite a minor character.

How is everyone else doing? Well, Q of course has slid again, having a similar problem of basically not being there to do anything, but sure he will be back, bigger, badder and, um, Q-er than ever, so that may change. Right now though he falls to number 4, a drop of two places. Still fairly decent for someone who hasn’t been seen since the pilot episode. The only other dropper is Data, who also slides two places to number 6 from number 4.

There are small gains for Picard, who climbs one to number 4, With Beverly ahead of him at number 2, also moving one place, the other female member doing well too and getting to number 5, again a rise of one place. Everyone else stays where they are. Let’s face it: Yar had this episode all but to herself. We’ll see what happens after the next one, but that’s how it stands for now.

I don’t think so. From what I’ve read, it had a slow start. It wasn’t very popular in the beginning.

Yep fair enough. But I kind of meant soon in terms of history. A lot of series found their feet slowly, and Star Trek had to contend with being something totally new for the time, so though it didn’t exactly top the ratings, as you note above it was popular with academics, engineers etc and though the network cancelled it (imagine being the one to have made that decision!) it pretty soon went from strength to strength.

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For a very long time, television, like most arenas, was totally dominated by men. Men played the lead, men did the fighting, men did the figuring out, and invariably, men got the girls at the end. Women were there, if at all, as a kind of window-dressing, what is known today as eye candy; either something to attract the guys in and keep them occupied or, perhaps cynically, to give women some reason to go other than to ogle the male stars. I’m sure many a girl went to movies and sighed that they too one day could be the girl fainting on the arm of the hero, or rescued by the dashing knight. Women were really told they had very limited options, and Hollywood - and later TV - confirmed this by almost literally showing them their place.

Which isn’t to say that there weren’t some strong female characters on the screen - nobody would consider, for instance, Lauren Bacall a shrinking violet, and Mae West was, well, Mae West. Even Marilyn did her limited bit for women in film, confined though she was by the attitudes and beliefs of the times, her true acting ability only uncovered when she was cast in less than “fluff” or “sexy” roles, such as her last few movies. Some women, probably most, accepted this and wondered would it ever be different? Others considered trying to make it different, with varying, at the time, degrees of success.

But then, science fiction came along. This was new. This was the future. Things would be different in the brave new world of silver spaceships, killer robots, aliens and crossing the final frontier. Wouldn’t it?

Well, no.

Sadly, science fiction movies more or less stuck to the tropes set down by other genres - gangster, comedy, drama, western etc - and kept women where Hollywood wanted them: gazing adoringly into the eyes of the rugged space adventurer who would save them from the awful little green men, or execute complicated manoeuvres to save the ship at the last moment, or a dozen other things rugged space adventurers generally were expected to do while the weak silly girl looked on in awe and gratitude. Perhaps, if she was very lucky (or pretty) she might be allowed say a few words, but they would be irrelevant and probably directed to the rugged space adventurer who would do what all rugged space adventures did, laugh contemptuously and continue doing what rugged…. You know what? This is getting boring. You get it, right?

The idea in early (and not so early) science fiction seemed to be the classic nerd one, that “girls did not understand it” and were not interested in it. Women would not be able to handle the complexities of flying space ships, would not have the strength either physically or mentally to fight off aliens, and would be unable to work out the intricate and brain-twisting ideas behind such things as space flight, time travel and suspended animation, among others. Basically, science fiction was the preserve of men, and women, if there at all, were only along for the ride.

With the advent, then, of a brand new science fiction show which was going to reshape the entire genre, and TV drama too, things began to look up, though. Well, not quite. Considering that Star Trek was created by a self-confessed womaniser who seemed to luxuriate in his affairs and have little or no regard for women, holding “casting couch sessions” for bit-part actresses (and we all know what bit he wanted them to act on!) the cause for women was not terribly likely to be helped by this new show. And it wasn’t. Not initially anyway. It would take another twenty years before that would change, and even then only slowly would Gene Roddenberry give up his chauvinistic hold over how he believed women should be in his show. With his passing, the future began to look brighter for women, but it took time, as we will see.

And so I embark on a journey fraught with innuendo, sexual repression, chauvinism and the final cracking of the glass ceiling, as we look into

Part I: Just Stand There and Look Pretty:

1960s and the Original Series

Much has been made of Nichelle Nichols’s role on the show, her not being a maid, her being an active, major or at least major supporting character, but let’s be honest here: Uhura may have been a Lieutenant, but you got the feeling that the rank was almost nominal; she was pretty much the next best thing to a maid. Can you recall any episode in which she featured strongly, any episode that was about her, any episode in which she did anything? I can only think of two, and in one she was menaced and then kissed by Kirk (helpless female) and in the other she was wooed by Sulu. At least in that one she wasn’t helpless and she did hold her own, but then again, that was the mirror universe, and the Uhura there was meant to be the polar opposite of our one.

It has to be accepted that, for all she and the character did to advance the status of black females, and black actors in general on TV - remember “The Big Tall Wish” on The Twilight Zone, where the shock was that almost all the cast was (gasp!) black? And this didn’t stop with the sixties either. Name any major drama from the seventies or even eighties that had a black star? Sure there were some no doubt - though mostly in comedy roles - but they were definitely in the minority, and let’s not forget that even Michael Jackson could not get airplay on MTV until his label threatened to pull all the videos by their other artists. And this was in the late 1980s! So Uhura was no more than a glorified telephone operator, a receptionist taking Kirk’s calls and passing on messages; she had to wear the tiny skirt, she had few speaking lines other than “hailing frequencies open Captain” or something similar, and her contribution to the storylines almost always began and ended with whatever communications were coming into or going out of the ship.

To be depressingly accurate, I think Trelayne summed up the attitude towards women in general, and black women in particular, on television when, in “The Squire of Gothos”, seeing Uhura he grins to Kirk “A Nubian prize! Taken, no doubt, Captain, on one of your raids!”

Indeed. Women had a hard time on the show, but to be totally fair it wasn’t a problem unique to Star Trek. Women actors, writers, directors and producers had to fight to be heard, struggle to be taken seriously, and it was a long fight. We’ve still a long way to go, but thankfully the signs are looking more encouraging.

It’s not just Uhura that had a bad time on Star Trek though. She was, in fact, probably the most, if you like, emancipated woman on the show, which is saying something. In the original rewritten pilot “Where No Man Has Gone Before”, the female members of the crew were allowed to wear trousers. In the 1960s this might have seemed overly progressive, and Roddenberry’s leching aside, it’s not too hard to imagine an NBC executive (male of course, though famously it was Lucille Ball who saved the franchise) musing “I wonder if guys would rather see the girls’ legs?” Well of course they would, and so surely The Great Bird of the Galaxy would have needed little convincing to have wardrobe run up some sexy short dresses and skirts for them to wear, and order in a consignment of high-heeled boots previously worn by the Orion Slave Go-Go Girls!

And so, in pretty much one stroke, women were relegated back to sex objects, and horny teenagers like me salivated every time one walked across the bridge or down the corridor, and strained their eyes every time these ladies bent over, or were involved in a scene that caused them to fall. Pervert. Sure. Guilty as charged. But even leaving aside the mini skirts for a moment, that didn’t have to be the, if you will, emasculating factor for women in Star Trek. Many actresses at the time dressed sexy but were still powerful women. Diana Rigg could make you sit up and take notice (well, make something sit up anyway!) and yet she had command of the screen. Wonder Woman wore a flimsy skirt and bra but nobody was pushing her around! Even Agent 99 in secret agent spoof Get Smart was acknowledged as the clever one. So what was it about Star Trek that put women down so?

Many things, sadly. To be entirely fair, we are talking about the military here, and while the US Navy or the Royal Marines doesn’t exactly force its female members to wear tennis skirts, the attitude towards women in the armed forces has always been one of suspicion, jealousy, anger even. It’s like some woman walking into one of those old Gentleman’s Clubs in the fashionable parts of London in the nineteenth century, or women finally being accepted in golf clubs. Men, feeling this their preserve, their territory, and, probably, one of the few places they could get away from the little woman, were dismayed when she followed them there. Now the same can’t quite be said of the military, but there has been and probably always will be a sense of women horning in on what should be boys’ stuff: the girl getting into the tree house despite the sign, NO GIRLZ ALLOWED!

This isn’t to suggest that women were treated badly on the Enterprise, or any other starship. Far from it. On the surface (I say, on the surface) they’re treated as equals, though with the obvious disparity in ranks; this holds true for male crewmembers as well. But you don’t see any women in top roles. Until TNG there are no female captains (some admirals are introduced in TNG and I think there are female captains in perhaps “Conspiracy”?) and on NCC-1701 the highest rank a woman can be heard to attain appears to be Lieutenant, though these ranks seem to be almost an afterthought, as they usually refer to some sort of scientific posting - botanist, archaeologist, geologist etc - and I have never seen a woman officer armed, or at least draw her weapon.

Similarly, I have never - not in TOS - seen a female member, or a band of female members, go down to a planet alone. There is always a male with them, and almost always it is the fox among the chickens, as Kirk has to go everywhere. If there is trouble, you can bet it will be a case of “behind me Lieutenant!” with an unspoken suggestion she might admire his manly physique while he deals with the alien or other threat. Women, even officers, are there to be protected, and heaven forfend one should try to defend herself! In fairness, there is none of the so-called endearing names used - pet, honey, sweetheart, babe etc - though whether that’s down to personal choice or Starfleet protocol I don’t know. I imagine Starfleet might take a dim view of a captain so addressing his junior officers, although whether or not they would risk reporting him is another matter.

Junior officers. That’s a term to grab hold of, and keep hold of, as, like I said above, this is going to be something of a bumpy ride, as we address the Y word.

Yo, man! I mean, Yeoman! I mean, Yo-woman? Ah I give up!

Firstly, I’m not entirely sure why a man as capable as James T. Kirk needs a personal assistant. All right, the captain can’t do everything but can’t he delegate? Does he need an officer standing by with tricorder (looking very like a handbag) slung over the shoulder, pouting expressively and asking if he would like coffee? Isn’t this the height of male chauvinism in the military? Would any female officer or even cadet stand for this treatment today? Yet if we see a female on the bridge - other than Lieutenant Uhura - they are almost invariably what the show decided to term a Yeoman.

Let’s look at that word. Coined in the 14th century as a description of “the middle class of servant in a royal or noble household”, yeoman has basically died out now, as nobody is anyone’s servant anymore, and if used at all it is used in a strictly historical context. So why did Roddenberry feel it necessary to revive a remnant of an old, originally English, rank? Why call them yeomen? What they are, basically, is a combination secretary, PA, dogsbody, and substitute, it would seem, mother for the officers, especially for the captain, whose own yeoman, the most famous, Janice Rand, seems to follow him around with the attention of a mix of would-be lover and fretting mother, trying to make sure he eats, sleeps properly and exercises.

Does this nonsense not belong in the middle ages, at best in Victorian times? Why is it - despite the assertion there are male ones I’ve never seen a single one - that all yeomen appear to be not only female, but young, pretty and sexy ones too? It’s like Starfleet is saying “hey girls! You can serve on a starship just like a real crew member! You won’t have any status or rights, really, but you may get to serve the captain!” Charming. Though it’s certainly not mentioned, you have to wonder - on those long voyages of exploration, when a man is lonely and in need of female companionship, could a willing yeoman not be summoned to the captain’s cabin? We hear nothing of how he, um, entertains himself while on a mission. He has no girlfriend, no wife, and doesn’t seem to have a relationship with any woman on board the ship (all issues that would be later tackled in further incarnations of the series) so why not? Rand looks up for it. And if she’s not, well, he’s the captain isn’t he? What’s she going to do?

All right, that may be a dark interpretation and taking the duties of a yeoman a little far, and there may never have been any intention on the part of the writers that they would fulfill that role, but it does serve to illustrate that really, as Grace Lee Whitney herself described the role years later, they could be basically “space geishas”. I suppose with the US military (almost all military, to be fair, not just them) so men-only at the time, the idea of women serving on what is essentially a warship disguised as a scientific research and exploration vessel might have grated with many men (and some women) and so had to be justified. They can serve, but look, they’re really the future’s version of the typing pool. Your jobs are not under threat in the 24th century, lads!

It isn’t just the role of yeoman though that keeps women down in the original Trek. Largely, there’s little or nothing for them to do. If a story features a female, she’s either a) causing trouble and needs to be dealt with or b) in trouble because she foolishly blundered into things she should have left to the men. They almost always have to be either rescued or protected (the original pilot, while admittedly presenting a strong - and yet perhaps too strong, so that she seems more a man than a woman - female figure in Majel Barret’s Number One, is largely concerned with the efforts of the Talosians to convince Captain Pike to stay on the planet for the sake of the girl) and often place the Enterprise or the crew in danger by their “silly interfering”. Let’s look at some of those episodes now.

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The women in UFO wore silver catsuits.Although I thought they looked more ridiculous than sexy.

Oh there’s no question this was confined to Star Trek alone. We all remember Erin Gray in Bucks Rogers in the 25th Century don’t we? In fact, one of the few series that treated women with any real kind of respect was Blake’s 7. Also Space: 1999. Dr. Who didn’t necessarily exploit them, but for a long time they were pretty much just passengers, in awe of the Doctor’s intellect and experience. But at least they didn’t have to wear mini skirts.

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Episode title: “The Last Outpost”
Season: 1
Importance: 3 (for the introduction of the Ferengi)
Crisis point(s) if any: Enterprise is without power and everyone on board will die if it’s not restored. That sort of thing can really put a crimp in your day.
Original transmission date: October 19 1987
Writer(s): Richard Krzemien (teleplay by Herbert Wright)
Director: Richard A. Colla
Stardate:* 41386.4
Destination: Delphi Ardu IV (not actually the destination, just where they catch up with the Ferengi ship)
Mission (if any): Recover stolen energy monitor from Ferengi ship
Main character(s) in Plot: Riker
Main character(s) in Subplot (if any):
Not Appearing: O’Brien, Wesley
Villain/Monster (if any): Ferengi and then the Guardian
Deaths: 0
Lives saved (episode): 0
Lives saved (cumulative): 1
Locations:

Shipboard:
Bridge
Observation Lounge

Space:

[u]Other:[/b]
Delphi Ardu IV

Ships/vessels: 1 (unnamed Ferengi ship)
Space battles: 0
Bodycount

Historical
0
Incidental
0
Direct
0
Total: 0
Running total: 83
Make it so: 1
Engage! 0
Combat factor: 0
Mysteries: The force field holding the Enterprise and the Ferengi vessel captive
Patients in sickbay: 0
Meetings: 2
Data v humanity: The Chinese finger puzzle eludes Data. Chortle.
Data 1 - Humanity 2
Character scores:
Picard 10
Riker 190
Troi 10
Bev 10
Geordi 20
Data 20
Worf 20
Wesley 0
O’Brien 0
Yar 10

Earl Grey: 0
Shuttlecraft: 0
Admirals: 0
Starbases: 0
First contact: 2 Ferengi, the Guardian of Forever sorry the T’Kon outpost guy
Humour: 3
Episode rating: 3/10
Episode score: 140

Correct me if I’m wrong - and I may very well be - but doesn’t that Ferengi ship look a lot like the later biological life form Tin Man, in the episode of the same name? Kind of like a shell? Okay, well, from behind anyway. This is the first we actually meet a Ferengi, and while they were still a work in progress - made to seem more cunning and nasty than what we came to know them as - it’s still good to see them, as they will of course form a major part of the entire Star Trek universe, and provide some of the best, or at least funniest episodes in at least two of the series in the franchise. The episode is another bit of a damp squib, but I’ll do what I can to inject a little interest into it.

Why is it that Picard thinks that blue, white and red is a better combination in a flag than red, white and blue? Is it merely because this is how the French flag was arranged? Or was he subtly hinting that there really is no reason for Americans to have red, white and blue on their flag? We know that on the French flag, blue represents the royalty, white peace and red the blood that was spilled to attain that peace, but the USA? Okay that’s wrong, how embarrassing. Apparently blue and red were the colours of Paris. Well that’s no fun. My idea is better. Well, I can still have fun at the Americans’ expense, can’t I? Here goes. While yes you have red states and blue states, why? Not sure if that’s the point he’s making but it could be. Data’s childish petulance, when Picard says that’s enough and he says “It was you who started it” is quite funny in its way.

“Hah! Look how small and puny these hyoo-mans are! I could eat them in one bite!”

This is the first time we get to see the ship’s warp core, and the second time that Picard is ready to surrender! Also the first time he calls Riker by his first name, Will. This doesn’t happen too often of course; usually he’s Riker or more usually Number One, sometimes Commander. Of course, from what we later know of the Ferengi, they would certainly not “fight to the last man”. In fact, in a hopeless situation they would be more than willing to bargain their way out of trouble. Interesting that the first Ferengi we ever see is played by the man who will make us love them, the man who will play Quark, Armin Shimerman, though here he is not Quark but Damon Tar. Okay I’m wrong there: always pays to read ahead before you write, Trollheart. Shimerman plays one of the Ferengi all right, but not the first one we see. Boo.

"Mr. Data, would you please tell Number One that when he is ready to apologise for calling me a bald excuse for Kirk I will be in my ready room? "

“Data, tell the captain please that I’ll eat a plate of fresh ga’akh before I’ll apologise.”

Humour in Data’s getting somehow trapped in a Chinese finger puzzle and seeming quite at a loss, until Picard sorts it for him in irritation. You would certainly have to give Picard points for his diplomacy in dealing with the Ferengi; again you can see he’s really holding his temper back. Look at Riker! Has to be the big man. The other two - including Data - go down with one shot from the Ferengi energy whips, he has to be hit a second time. He’s so hard! I do like that the idea Ferengi have that to “force women to wear clothes” is unethical, as it encourages the males to undress them. I mean, yeah, there’s a certain sick sense about this, and it is something that ends up being perpetuated through the Ferengi culture, where women are all naked.

I think we’re possibly supposed to think these are either the first Ferengi to travel outside their star system (on the face of it, unlikely) or that at least these ones have not travelled before (slightly more likely, though stealing from the Feds as your first off-world action is neither very clever nor in any way representative of the Ferengi) but it’s odd how they classify all the Away Team as “hyoo-mahns”, given that there is a Klingon present. Data they could be forgiven for thinking is just a very pale human, but Worf? Surely they know of the Klingons? And of all the races, are not his the closest in superficial outside resemblance to the Ferengi?

“All together, boys, now: just like we rehearsed it - Oh, Fer-en-gen-ar, the mud and the rain…”

It will be some time before Riker gets that stick removed from his ass, and he is standing ramrod straight and defiant as a good officer should, but my god does he look pompous! Give him his due, he’s had the odd smile break through, but overall the sense of being up themselves was strong with these ones for almost a season, wasn’t it? Again you have to say, Kirk would never take that stance. Yeah but the episode just fizzles out doesn’t it? “Oh, fear is the enemy, is it? Okay then, let’s you and I discuss Tsun Tzu.” Sigh.

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Yup, I was thinking that those model ships must be on a tight budget.

Riker was uptight for sure, but how about Deanna Troi? She had some good parts later in the series but her start wasn’t very good. Same with Kira in DS9. Both started with cardboard characters that took a while to get some humanness in them.

The Ferengi have been a contradiction throughout the series. Avarice and greed, coupled with loyalty and caring. Sometimes a caricature, sometimes all too human.

I think a lot of Deanna’s stiffness comes or came from the fact that she was nervous. She wrote that before she got the part she was broke, without rent money for her apartment, and this was her last chance, so she may really have been bricking it that she wouldn’t be kept on. Also, that tight bun would make anyone tense.

As for the Ferengi, I think they did a great job. When we first meet Quark, he’s greedy, unprincipled, avaricious, a user and only interested in profit. But by the end of DS9 he’s greedy, unprincipled, avaricious, a user and only interested in profit, but we’ve come to love and understand him. I love how he seems to do altruistic deeds and then give a look as if his body has done something his brain was unaware of, or that his heart has taken control and he’s really annoyed about it. I love the Ferengi; they’re the comic relief Star Trek was always missing.

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Interesting about Marina Sirtis.

I love Quark, but he’s a contradiction in terms. A full on greedy person wouldn’t stop himself to help other people. Quark couldn’t help being nice. On the other hand, a really nice person wouldn’t always be looking for the profit angle.

For comedy, some of Data’s parts were good. I liked Bashir and Garak for comedy. Riker and Q were supposed to be funny, but I didn’t like their comedy.

While looking for something, I stumbled on this article that says that Bashir and Quark regretted taking their roles on Star Trek. :anguished:

https://screenrant.com/star-trek-deep-space-nine-actors-regretted-adored/

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