knickers knackers Christmas crackers 
@LionQueen , “He got a kick in the cream crackers "
" Which made him feel mighty cream crackered”
Donkeyman! 
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OK, Donks,
While you “Duck & Dive”, out with your dustbin Lids, I shall get in my jam jar and go round to the Battlecruiser, to get Brahms & Liszt!
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Cor blimey!..
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A Pig and roast with a Pimple and blotch then get some Scotch mist at the Near and far…
take a Lump of ice then just Duck and dive
That’s a Gordon Brown,(Clown)
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