Tips to look after your husband

[swimfeeders]

Hi

The new phrase is Maintenance Sex.

It only takes 10 minutes a day and keeps him happy.

[spitfire]

He would not be happy if she then spent 20 minutes with the neighbours husband.

[gumbud]

@ swimfeeder - I’ve always liked the “early riser” option - sharp and early on parade - being a good drill sergeant ?? 'scuse me Ma’am could you pass the marmalade?

[spitfire]

Tin Tin - Toast and Marmalade for Tea

[Maree]

[Bruce]

I think you have the wrong nationalities in this:

https://forum.over50schat.com/t/marriage-australian-style/6269?u=bruce

[Maree]

@Bruce

I think you have the wrong nationalities in this:

https://forum.over50schat.com/t/marriage-australian-style/6269?u=bruce

You could be right!

Or what about this

[PixieKnuckles]

Ha! That made me chucklesnort!

[JBR]

@SilverTabby

I am an old fashioned girl, JBR. Besides which - someone has to look after the menfolk - the little dears aren’t capable of doing it for themselves!

I encourage that well-founded belief to Marge.

[JBR]

@gumbud

@JBR - becareful what you wish for JBR you might get a couple who love each other a lot ?

As long as I can lie between them.

[gumbud]

@JBR - wot and spoil the fun - you could be a ‘jerk’ and sit and watch them?

[Bathsheba]

I’d seen this recently on FB, and thought about uploading it here, but the version I saw was word for word the same, but with the f word added in front of ‘funeral director’ So I thought better of it…

[JBR]

@Bathsheba

I’d seen this recently on FB, and thought about uploading it here, but the version I saw was word for word the same, but with the f word added in front of ‘funeral director’ So I thought better of it…

Well, you could always leave out the f-word.
Personally, I’ve never like the word ‘flipping’ either.

[SilverTabby]

@Bathsheba

but with the f word added in front of ‘funeral director’ So I thought better of it…

Very wise!

[Maree]

@JBR

Well, you could always leave out the f-word.
Personally, I’ve never like the word ‘flipping’ either.

Me neither when it’s MPs flipping their houses to milk their expenses

[Bathsheba]

@JBR

Well, you could always leave out the f-word.

That would have meant me typing out the whole thing, because it was a .jpg image. And, you know, I just couldn’t be effed bothered

[Boot]

“Tips to look after your husband” - reading through that list, it sounds more like
“Ten ways to emasculate your husband by acting like his Mummy and treating him like a child!”

[Minx]

[Maree]

@Bathsheba

That would have meant me typing out the whole thing, because it was a .jpg image. And, you know, I just couldn’t be effed bothered

Flipping hell!

[gumbud]

would that be atomic power ; wind power or soooo low power??