Three ladies died and approached the Pearly Gates.
The first one asked St Peter if she could come in to Heaven and he said yes, provided she didn’t tread on a duck.
There were lots of ducks wandering around.
She went in and carefully avoided the ducks until one day - oops - she trod on a duck!
St Peter appeared and chained her to the ugliest man she had ever seen - forever.
The next lady had waited her turn and went through the same thing.
She avoided the ducks as much as possible until one day - oops - she trod on a duck.
St Peter appeared and chained her to an even uglier man - for ever and ever.
The third lady had watched all this and waited her turn.
She avoided all the ducks and never trod on any of them.
One day, St Peter came and chained her to the most handsome and attractive man she had ever seen.
“Is this my reward?” she asked.
“No,” said St Peter. “He trod on a duck!”
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