Watching, 24 hours in A&E.
A married couple were waiting to be seen.
Wife says “what shall we talk about”?
Husband “No need to talk about anything”
After a couple of minutes wife once again says “What shall we talk about”?
Husband “If you ask an interesting question then I will answer. There is no reason for me to talk otherwise”
Later, husband goes to the toilet
Wife asks, “Did you do a number two”?
Husband “No, all I done was a big horse fart”
They both burst into laughter.
Seems better than EastEnders,anyway.
There’s a lot to be said for a companionable silence.
Why were a married couple waiting to be seen in A&E?
If they are both laughing after a fart blast, in a place for medical emergencies, they would be better suited waiting to be seen by a psychologist!
Oh I dunno spitty, trapped wind can be ever so painful and seem like a medical emergency. I had it so bad once that I could hardly walk.
Now you can laugh about it, yes 
Oh yes … it was chronic. so bad my GP thought it was appendicitis and send me to the hospital.
