Why did he swallow a Spider?
Did he die?
I thought it was an old lady?
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Noooo…HE swallowed the spider to catch the fly that flewed into his mouth when he yawned whilst watching the test cricket…
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You seem to know all about it. Did he die? 
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He died of boredom watching the test cricket 
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We think he did after swallowing the horse…
“Just knock ‘ead and ooves’ off of that will you?” He was heard saying…
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