Shakespeare was a clever man.
He outlined the Seven Ages Of man.
Can this be updated to modern times, like this:-
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Infancy - knows what boobs are really for!
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Schoolboy - knows what books are really for.
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Teenager - Thinks he knows what his & her body parts are for.
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Young Man - Knows what fun is. Wishes he had known what prevention was.
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Middle Aged - beginning to forget what fun is. Has to feed his mistakes!
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Old Aged - forgot! Where’s my glasses!
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Dotage & Death - What was that again?
Anyone know what the equivalent ages of females are?