Woo that’s a biggie.
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That looks like a long, straight, and stiff one
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But has she reported back?
Ah I was rendered temporarily speechless by the mental images my photo evoked!
It was a delicious but alas sadly a short-lived experience, as is oft the case where the performance doesn’t live up to the packaging.
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Has this place really reduced to incorporate endless double entendres and smut?
If it has, then by golly, I’m glad to be back😊
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They seem to go so soft so quick thesedays, you have to use them whilst they still nice and firm.
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Well you can’t tell since they’ve stopped putting on Sell by Dates.
It’s like an episode of Are You Being Served on here!
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Sometimes the shorter chubby ones stay firmer for longer!
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Can’t stop laughing at You lot 
…You are all very naughty.
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Aye…I totally agree.
Yes I’ve had them and it’s true but the skins always seem tougher. Not so tasty either.
long stiff ones and short stubbie ones, where are we going
Downhill, rapidly! 
Just like the price of cucumbers allegedly.
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Is now the time to mention my liking of spicy pickled gherkins?
Might confuse the issue.
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ooer missus
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We have a new batch of home grown ones . . . and gherkins.
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