The National Dunking Championships

SWEET SUCCESS: Simon Girma (left) was named champion (Image: Matt Alexander/PA Media Assignments)

Biscuit-lovers put their skills to the test at the first ever National Dunking Championship. The winner has been named as 35-year-old Simon Girma, a creative designer from North London.

The competition, hosted by McVitie’s, saw contestants compete in a ‘dunk off’, armed with a selection of Britain’s favourite biscuits. Under the watchful eye of expert judges, the aim was to keep each biscuit submerged in a hot drink for as long as possible without it breaking.

Each round featured a different biscuit, challenging contestants’ knowledge of each one’s dunking characteristics. One point was awarded for every second it was remained submerged.

Once removed, the biscuit had to remain intact without breaking or the participant would lose the round. Simon was crowned victorious after a series of intense dunk off rounds, where he played a Digestive, Rich Tea, Chocolate Hobnob and Gingernut.

But it wasn’t an easy win, as the final saw a sudden death tie-breaker after both Simon and his opponent Bruno achieved 58 points. And the biscuit that delivered the winning dunk? The Chocolate Hobnob, a favourite amongst dunkers worldwide.

“I’m so proud to be the winner of the first ever McVitie’s Dunking Championship,” said Simon. “It was an amazing competition – credit to all the other contestants who were worthy opponents, but I knew my extensive dunk training regime would come good.

“Having a slow and steady hand, and lots of practising with a variety of biscuits so you know each one well. It just goes to show that having a biscuit with my tea has finally paid off.”

One of the standout moments of the championship was the Jaffa Cake round – a less common dunking choice, and one which challenged players due to its unusual sponge-like texture. The Rich Tea round also proved perilous, as contestants worked to keep their nerve and avoid a dunking disaster.

The competition was held in honour of National Biscuit Day, May 29, with McVitie’s chief dunking officer Dr Helen Pilcher presiding. Her research has found a Hobnob can withstand 12.5 seconds of dunking, whereas the ‘dunking danger zone’ of a Rich Tea kicks in at 8.8 seconds – making it a higher risk biscuit.

“The contestants were all amazing and had brilliant biscuit knowledge,” said Dr Pilcher. “As a dunking enthusiast myself, it was extremely rewarding to see my dunking research put into practice and brought to life in such a unique way

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This is so lovely! I am a dunker, but not a fan of the HobNobs. Digestives don’t do so well, but chocolate bourbons are sturdy dunkers! :cookie:

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Bourbons are great….plain hobnobs taste better dunked.

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My favourites are shortbread biscuits - delicious dunked in coffee.

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*Cookies :sunglasses:

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OMG love this story! Thanks for my morning smile.

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Home made Shortcake and Almonds good Dunkers…

Shortcake Cookie Fingers coated in Almonds and Chocolate…wow factor dunking factor…nope definitely Nil points…

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Lets have more stories like this.Rich Tea used to be my favourite dunk but you’ve got to be quick.You can’t get them here,sadly.

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We get loads of really good looking cookies and biscuits here… but I prefer to make my own…two reasons…one you know what’s in them…important fact…two… it feels very therapeutic making the various ones although I don’t eat many biscuits as I don’t want to get fat…again!

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puts cookies on my grocery list

I need to practice my dunking skills.

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I’m a ginger biscuit dunker. Mostly get the dunk time just right but the soggy part occasionally drops off before reaching the mouth.

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Oh I forgot about the Ginger biscuits! yes, they can withstand multiple dunks!

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They were a bit flimsy, more of a quick dip than a dunk :thinking:

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What constitutes a dunk? Hmmm… New Rules may have to be considered.

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I would say a “dunk” is half the biscuit submerged in a hot beverage, for a couple of seconds.

A “dip” is a nibble sized dunk lasting less than a second.

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Biscuit dunking should be an Olympic event .
Yeah I’m willing to do the training :wink:

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Of course there’s always multi-dunking techniques to experiment with…

I’m using three ginger nuts as you can see. Although there’s plenty of scope to use a combination of whatever biccies you fancy. Great for digital dexterity, people of our age need to keep on top of these things :+1:

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Wow, that is so wild! I was going to try that, but realised I don’t have that big of a gob! :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:

No offence giggles

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Hmm!
I’m sure there’s something in the rules about giggling and dunking :thinking: :wink:

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