A listening gas? To make people listen!
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Sweet smelly fart gas instead of a stinky one
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Much required. 
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Truth Gas.That would get rid of the politicians anyway.
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Every one of them would be gone 
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It could cause problems that’s true ,everyone might have different truths?
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oh just ordinary gasses that I can see through and read the newspaper leisurely??
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A shut the hell up gas to stop the endless yatterers? Especially before I’ve had my first coffee…….
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That would be a godsent blessing. 
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Anti-speaker phone user gas.
Ideally it should come in small pocket size canisters, just right to whip out on public transport 
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A fit-to-breathe mixture of gases humans need.
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Bulls…t detector gas.
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Flatulence gas makes people say, ‘you dirty bugger’
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Hopefully a sex gas, to make one, that little bit more fruity. I’ll have two very large cylinders of it please !! 
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Ruddy hell, John, we don’t need you firing on all cylinders……
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Take this and yours will smell like Gardeners QuestionableTime.
You’re welcome, don’t let Mrs Vlad say I never do anything for her ……
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Thanks Maree
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