Not even metaphorical ones.
No,I wouldn’t be offended because I’d know They had invited Me over to share Their swimming pool/hot tub/jaccuzzi 
Its that age old question, remove the trousers voluntary, or get debagged.
This thread is pants
Swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi? NEVER! Wouldn’t have one, wouldn’t use one. In most private dwellings it it would be like sharing a bath. Deffo NOT my bag!
I’m stuck for a response to that, May. 
I’ll have to give you a refund. 
I’m stuck for a response to that too, Spitty, but no refund for you. 
Neither am I…but did you know that Scottish tartan trousers are called “trews” and are made from Tartan Sheep wool
Even that’s better than shoes. 
This Topic is “Pants”!
Like what 'e said earlier.
Suit yourself, Todger, more room for the rest of us. :grouphug:
I most certainly would not remove my underwear!
I have taken my trousers off many times in customer’s houses, one time, the woman actual washed them for me.
What’s next …leave your keys in the bowl? :shock:;-)
I was waiting for the Naked and Afraid Thread to start! :shock:
No, it is because I am a woman! Dresses, skirts, stockings and suspenders - Yes. Trousers - apart from decorating or gardening - definitely not!
Of course I knew that, Pixie, I have been to Scotland twice, you know. 
So You’re taking this thread seriously!!!..Ya big eejit 
Don’t give the game away yet, Tabby, that’s for the next thread topic.