Stents, pacemakers etc were once a thing of the future. You’re still here because of them. Who knows what the future might yet bring?
My teeth enamel has begin to erode a tad too quickly for my liking. It looks like it may only be a year or so before a reversal of this process is available, which will make life a whole lot cheaper in terms of dental treatment.
EEK!!..I don’t think He’s pleased with His new smart phone 
I’m aiming for dentures meself so I can take em out at night. Removable body parts has to be the way to go. Teeth, Wigs …
Continuing on the Scottish theme:
Yer arse and parsley
Trotters?
Perhaps Dex, but the people who put em’ in weren’t gabbing on their phones while they did it.
I have a smartphone now (spit) but it’s more like a ‘Tool’ it makes life easier and I can talk to my bank, Green Flag know where I am, I can read my past medical records, and I can take lovely photos of the world around me (not that I can see any practical use for that) I can even find small cement pillars miles from anywhere…But I suppose the actual communications with family or friends ranks about 5% of it’s use.
An example of a ‘Small cement pillar’
Seems small for a triangulation point 
As for mobile phones etc, I don’t condone the use that win had to put up with.
But, on a personal note, I find that my iPhone suits my decreasing attention span to good effect.
Being able to look something up, buy something, phone, message or email someone at the drop of a hat actually has meant that I tend to achieve more in a day than I might have otherwise.
It certainly helps with my tuitions, since my students are able to send me a piccies of a problem whenever they like (I’m generous with my time), which I can help them with and/or prepare more materials with in our next lesson.
“May all your chooks turn to emus, kick your dunny door flat to the grass, hope your balls turn into bicycle wheels and back-peddle up your arse.”
I didn’t say it.It was Barry McKenzie,
They are the same as the ones I have seen else where.
Fair enough. I think I don’t really take much notice of them unless they’re huge. My bad!
That’s probably because it’s under two feet of grass and nettles Dex…
They usually come up to my ti…Chest Dex.
You are a total waste of space and a moron of the worst degree.
Thanks Tiff…I always speak well of you… 
Not you, You are lovely.
I was answering the posting. 
Awwww thanks Tiff…Just joking…You are lovely too…
I hope yer next poop’s a hedgehog. 
Maybe that was Victor practising taking a selfie! 
I’ve no idea what you’re on about but it’s hilarious
