I find that Schlump just about covers everything that could apply to someone annoying me. Schlump = a pathetic human being! 
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I find that pulling a face at people tends to scare them off ā¦
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I donāt have to pull my face to scare them off
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Perhaps you just have an interesting face full of character?
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I have one of thoseā¦
Nobody asks for an encore after one of my little tunesā¦ canāt imagine why! 
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I bet no one drags you under the mistletoe at Christmas either 
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Funny you should say thatā¦
My dentist canāt stand me too! 
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I remember once when I was on a city train, I saw this, what I considered a neāer-do-well, walking towards me. The seat beside me was vacant, we locked eyes and I made a contorted face. 
He walked on by. 
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I always seem to get the village idiot come sit next to me on the bus Bretrickā¦
He probably thinks the same about meā¦
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I do wish you wouldnāt refer to me as that Foxy. 
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You can sit next to me anytime you wish Dexā¦Two heads are better than one, even if they are sheeps headsā¦
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For a minute there I thought you meant Dex had got two heads ā¦ I mean I know heās clever ā¦but ā¦
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I have. One on my shoulders, and the other shoved up ā¦. . You get the picture.
Iām far from clever. But I know how to fake it 
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With Dexās brain, and my brawn, we make a good teamā¦ 
Well alright thenā¦With my outgoing natureā¦
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Iāll go with your gregarious nature.
With my brain, you would get the fare for a bus to Scunthorpe 
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Scunthorpe? Nobody goes to Scunthorpeā¦Once upon a time you couldnāt even write the name without a bot jumping on yer caseā¦
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Behave yerself
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Been there, done that.
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Above and beyond the call of duty.
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Actually, it was my call of duty.
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