Some questions require silly answers

How many times have you been asked a question and immediately wonder, “Does this really need an answer?” I almost always have a witty answer. Here is one…

Today while using the laundry room in our building, I was carrying my lingerie/delicates back to my apartment to dry on a rack, and a neighbor who tries to catch me off guard asked, “You have such pretty undergarments. Why not plain colors?” My response was, " At our age, it gives my men something to talk about when they need to distract from why things aren’t moving up to speed."

It did the trick, he shut up and quickly moved along!

Any silly questions with answers you’d like to share? Mundane life doesn’t have to be! :smile:

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I’ve never been chatted up regarding my pretty undergarments…

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Jethro. Just had 2 Login for this one.
:rofl: All the way 2 >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwwaWVP2PGE
:joy:

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Don’t give up hope, there’s still plenty of time…

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Now I’m laughing, too! :grinning:

See how silly questions entice you to join in despite yourself?

That song is so appropriate! :grinning:

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Sooorrreee. Da Debil made him do it.
Knock knock. Valintine.
:innocent: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Quite a cheeky comment and question for someone who’s just “a neighbour”, I’d say.

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@Dachs, we Americans are much more outgoing and friendly, also tend to make “off the tongue” remarks to others whether we know them well or not.

The trick is to determine quickly who will take the remark in a friendly way or not. Our antennae is wired at an early age how to read people. Well, for some who get away with it, it’s your overall engaging demeanor. For others, “cocky attitude” doesn’t cut it. This guy is just “cocky, nerdy trying to be cute”.

Now, decipher this American explanation. Sorry…

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Da Debil taking the heat again for some mischievous playfulness? Poor guy…

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Righty, so as to make good judgement, could you give some piccies of these undergarments :no_mouth: :joy:

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Because I care so much for you, Macywack, I want to keep you guilt free from being naughty. I’ll abstain from producing the subject matter. :wink:

Now you mention it!

Positive thinking!
Watch this space :scream:

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Positively “Thunking” >>
1950 60. Perming Machine
:rofl: All da way. Up da Hudson. :wink: :joy:

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Didn’t end up being positive for poor Chloe Moon…

Theatre of Blood 1973
One of the best comic/horror films of all time in my book, what a cast! :uk:

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These contraptions were enough to make your hair curl without the electricity!
Yikes!!

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