Are you allowed in?
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Teacher: “Right class, who can tell me the name of Robin Hood’s girlfriend?”
Johnny put his hand up. “Yes, Johnny?”
“It was Trudy Glen miss.”
“Trudy Glen. Where did you get that from?”
“The song miss, Robin Hood…Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen.”
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Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
and eye can put the error rite.
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Sauce unknown
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