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I’m sending my snail army to you. Expect them around 2037 or thereabouts.
shakes fist
chuck them over the fence into the neighbour’s garden.
They came from there…my garden is better, apparently! 
I suppose farting after have eaten them is dangerous. machine gunning comes to mind
Speaking from experience are we? 
winkles yes snails no
Too much information there Realspeed! 
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