Daughter to Mother
“Mum, did you want a Daughter or a Son”?
Mum to Daughter
“I wanted a back rub”
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Was throwing darts tonight I hit a treble 20 a double 20 and missed and hit an alien and the ref said woooon hundred and ET
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A man walks into a bar.
Oucccccch!
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A man walks into a bar.
ROAR!
It was a Lion Bar.
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Do you know how copper wire was invented?
A Scotsman and a Yorkshireman were fighting over a penny. 
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Saw 2 blind guys outside the pub last night having a fist fight, should have seen their faces when I shouted my monies on the one with the knife 
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guy crying uncontrollably by a grave saying why did you have to die? why did you have to die oh why did you have to die I went over and said awe is that your wife? he said no, her 1st husband
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Two flies on a piece of s***, one farts and the other says “DO YOU MIND, I”M EATING MY DINNER” 
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