She fell in love with an Angler but he was always fishing for compliments
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she fell in love with a chicken farmer and became hen pecked
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She fell in love with a horse trainer and got nagged
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She, the lead singer, fell head over heels for the band leader and we’ve been living in complete bliss ever since. . . Stereo Miked some might say 
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She fell in love with a builder but he was always getting plastered.
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She fell in love with a cricketer but he wanted a full toss in the crease
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She fell in love with a fella who worked at Cadburys, but it turned out he was a bit of a fruit and nutcase
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Mavis met and fell in love with a fella called viagra
She found it hard at first but after 48 hours it wore off
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she fell in love with her computer and got deleted
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She fell in Lurve Romeo . But he went Home to Rome to Roam. 
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She fell in love with a Doctor but she could only speak to him on the phone.
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She fell in love with a campanologist but he swung both ways.
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She fell in love with a Golf Instructor, but he was always a fairway away
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She fell in love with a Taxi Driver, but he took her for a ride.
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She fell in love with a priest but he only had eyes for God.
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She fell in love with a Horticulturist but found out life is not a bed of Roses.
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This thread made my day, I 've been laughing my head off all along! 
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she fell in love with a forum thread and got many likes
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She fell in love with a designer from Wren but ended up tied to the Kitchen Sink
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She fell in love with a Telephone Operator, and, although he told her her call was important to him, she was 5th in the queue
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