She fell in love with a train driver but he soon went off the rails
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she fell in love with a taxi drive, but it wasnt fare
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Mavis fell in love with a Gardener - but he led her up the garden path.
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she fell in love with the vicar, felt she was in heaven
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she fell in love with an optician but they could never see eye to eye
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She fell in love with an architect who had plans for her
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She fell in love with a carpet fitter but never got properly laid
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She fell in love with a cardiologist but he broke her heart,
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She fell in love with a banker but he showed her no interest.
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She fell in love with a footballer but he wasn’t a keeper.
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She fell in love with a Bingo Caller, she found him in bed with “Two Fat Ladies” 
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She fell in love with a mathematician but it didn’t add up.
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She fell in love with a Sailor but she didn’t float his boat …
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She fell in love with a librarian but couldn’t read between the lines
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She fell in love with a hot air balloon pilot but he couldn’t keep it up.
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She fell in love with a cop, she had cardiac arrest.
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Oooops replied in the wrong place
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She fell in love with an Archeologist but he insisted on digging up the past.
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She fell in love with a pig breeder but he told porkie pies
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She fell in love with the pancake maker but he was a tosser!!!
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