Visitor’s Notice…
Owen Ukoming
P
Down the chippy
Pat Taytow 
Q/R
Fruity man
Raz Berry
S
The Gregg’s assistant
San Dwich
T
The thespian:
Toby Arnott Toby
U
The flirter…
Unda Rated
V
Good one 
Need the AA
Vlad Tire
W
Get thermal gloves
Walter Mitty
X
X is too hard
Yule B. Sorry
Z/A
Tinkly Ringtones by
Xylo Phone.
Y
OK I did Y so I’ll try Z
When you’re skint…
Zelda Kowz
A
Know your arse from your elbow…
Anna Tommickle
(sorry, couldn’t resist)
B
At least you spelt arse right. 
Belle End
C
I would trip her up if I could… fed up of her…
Cybil Wrights.
D
erm Dingle Bells
Uriah Heep actor
Everso Umble
F
The local churchgoer…
Fess Ursinz
G
Wimp
Gavin Twoeasy
H
Abbot and Costello…
Hugh Sonfirst
I