Welcome to the site and to this thread ptarmigan. We have to put these names in alphabetical order.
Like to try again?
T
Tilly Bugger
U
The sickly one…
Unda Daweather
V
Vera ndah
W
Led Zeppelin fan…
Wendell Leveebreaks
XYZ
The crisp manufacturers
Zoltan Vinegar
A
Annie Malinstincts
B
Bea Utiful
C
Corky DeWine
D
Dick Tingler
E
Disappears into thin air -
Eva Porates
F
Too hectic…
Felix Hosted
G
He’s an enigma…
Gordy Arnott
H
Hal O’Whean
I
Won’t shower…
Ichabod Eodor
J
Jan Uary
K
Ken Udothattomeonemoretime 
L
Lion Queens problem
Lee Cage
M
May Bea Knot
N
Ouch. 
Needsa Plumber
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