Two neighbours who’ve been arguing for a while, one now wants to make peace…
Olive Branch
P
My dentist
Phil McAvity
Q/R
The Big Dipper operator
Rollo Coaster
S
The local brothel keeper
Selma Boddy
T
Tess Timony
U
I heard that one of my distant relatives isn’t looking too well today, I think he’s…
Uncle Dick
V
She promises to be with you between 12pm and 4pm on Thursday and might turn up between 8 am and 12 pm on Friday…
Vanda Livery
X/Y/Z/A
My neighbour who is always popping round…
…Wanda Rinn
X/Y/Z/A
The Indian Elvis
Amal Shukup
B
My really hot, busty neighbour…
…Barbie Dahl
C
And her friend who is always writing letters
Cindy Post 
D
Dolly Mixture
E
Eric Anernie
F
Flori Bunda
G:lol:
Gene Pool
H
My friend who used to be known as Corylus Avellana…
…Hazel Nutt
I
The porn star
Ivor Biggun
J
The owner of our local Thai restaurant…
…Jasmine Rice
K
The local dog Walker
Kay Neine
L
You see him behind the wheel of the juggernaut…
Laurie Driver
M