She enjoys dinner parties
Sue Flay
T
My friend who is questioning her sexuality…
…Tess Tosterone
U
The salesman serving me in the Hardware shop who just fell off of his ladder…
Urich Toofar
V
ever the optimist…
Vi Abulopshun
W
Winny D Lottery
X
Y neighbor who give payback to interlopers…
Yuri Gonnabesorree
Z/A
The postlady who always gets her letters jumbled:
Anna Gramm
The Prom queen
Bella Theball
C
My friend who is always trying to raise money…
…Charity Dinner
D
The Othello actor
Des Damona
E
My friend who talks proper…
…Ella Kootion
F
The man in the Hot Dog van . .
Frank Ferter
G
the overzealous hand shaker…
Greta Gripp
H
The apprehensive hostess:
Hope Ure Cumming
I
The friend I cannot live without…
…Indy Spensible
J
My pal who looks like a monkey
Jim Pansy
K
Ken speckle
l
My neighbour with the very large pond in her back garden…
…Lilly Padd
M
Miss Taken
N
The privacy advocate
Nania Business
O