This guy’s full on with his hands…
Stelios Teopath
T
The Korean feminine hygiene sales rep…
…Tam Pon
U
The dedicated Kinks Fan:
Uri Lee Gotmy
V
Val Arien
W
Winnie D’Pu
X/y/z/a
The exhibitionist
Xena Tits
Y/Z/A
My Chinese neighbour who is always happy…
…Yip Hee
Z/A
My very hairy neighbour
Ann Thropoid
B
Bjorn Phree
C
Talkative neighbour
Chad Terbox
D
My neighbour who messes everything up…
…Dee Zastrus
E
My punk mate…
Ed Banger
My male dressmaker…
Fred Needle
G
My elderly buddy…
Grey Hared
H
My niece who’s just gone through her second divorce…
Helen Back
I
My neighbour with the lawn full of weeds:
Ira Gardner
J
My friend who traces family histories…
Jeannie Ology
K
The butter maker
Kerry Gold
L
My friend with the minty fresh breath…
…Liss Terinne
M
The lady from the non-stop incontinence adverts:
It’s
Millie Peed
herself.....
N