Will Ugo
XYZ/A
Zena Nuff
A
The designer
Archie Techt
B
Our next door neighbour the opera singer…
…Barbra Seville
C
Chris P. Nutz
D
Me when I’m cleaning the house 
Dan Zuround
E
I hire her to ripen my bananas…
Ethel Lynn
My first time ever…
Fran Tastic
The amateur matador
Gord Byabull
H
My friend with the fruit and veg stall…
…Hedda Lettuce
I
The market fruit seller who calls out his prices in a very stupid way…
Idi Otic
J
My friend who has a birthday early in the year…
Jan U Airy
K
He’s a good mixer
Ken Wood
L
Lofty Hites
M
The long distance runner
Miles Away
N
My neighbour who can trace his family back to 1066…
Norman Conquest
O
And then it happened…
Oliver Sudden
P
My friend who spends a lot of time outside…
…Patty O Furniture
Q/R
The scribe
Quillan Ink
R
Sex mad! 
Randy Mann
S