ken dod’s, dad’s dog’s dead 
slightly different intro, but makes me smile
Hello all
Ken Dogs Dags Dods Deg. Was that right?
got it on one
Hell Paul welcome, I look forward to chatting with you.
Not if he speaks in riddles all the time. 
Ken Dodd zdad zdod zdedd
I think!
Hi Paul
Welcome, enjoy.
…good having a different introduction Paul…Welcome!
Hope you enjoy it here.
Kens dogs dads dead …is that right? 
I think that’s really sad. When did happen?
Oops! double post …doubly sad.
Paul matey, good afternoon and welcome.
Hello and welcome from me!
Is Ken Dodd’s dog really dead?
Hello and welcome from me too. 
Hi ya.
Ken Dodds dog bit his dad and died.
(What! The dog or the dad?)
Hello and welcome from me too
Hi Paul, I see you’re just as mad as everyone else on here, so you should fit in nicely. Welcome to the forum.
top of the class answer
Sobriety test
Repeat after me:-
“Shtarkle shtarkle little twinkle, who the hell you are you thinkle, I’m not as think as drunkle peep I am.”
Try this on someone who is a bit worse for wear.
After many years of practice I can say it every time!
Alan matey, good morning and welcome. It might be good for you to start your own thread on here - and then others can see you’ve joined and also welcome you.
Hi and welcome!
Is this thread for real?! :-p:lol:
Welcome to the asylum Paul.
It looks like you will fit in very well here!