Hi all.
I am Reg and just 50 but grumpy beyond my years.
Hiya Reg. Welcome to the grumpy forum 
Nah, not really, we’re usually mostly a happy bunch.
Hello Reg 
a warm welcome to Over50sForum…
Hi and welcome Reg. Just jump in and have fun.
Fun…now I could do with some of that.
Looking at your username can I take it tgat you have/had an interest in bikes?
Thank you.
Welcome Reg
Hello and and welcome!
Hi Reg and welcome, hope you enjoy your time on Over50sForum.
Thanks
Thanks
Firstly, I have to get used to being 50(just over a month ago).
At least I’ve had 50 years to get used to having an old name, a name that now suits my age.:-p
Welcome Reg. 
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
:-p:-p
No chewing gristle or whistling here.
I don’t have any front teeth…they’re on order.
May I just add…they didn’t fall out they were knocked out:-D
:shock:
Reg, we have a small group of ladies here who know how to deal with grumpy men… they are known as the Pillow Squad!
If I were you I would start smiling immediately! 
Thanks for the advice…did I mention my nickname is Happy Reg
Don’t worry reg. ‘The pillow squad’ is about as effective as a job lot of PPE from Turkey. 
You’ll be hard pushed to outgrump us mate, but good luck trying…
Welcome Reg…
Nice to meet you happy Reg. Ignore Longdogs, he just won’t admit that he is afraid of the Pillow Squad!
I like nice ladies with comfy “pillows” to rest my weary head…they play havoc with my spine though:-D