Plea
This is my husband outside our local Church.
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“And then all of a sudden whoosh!!!, my wallet disappeared!”
It was here a minute ago!
Yeuk…I think I’ve put my hand on something not nice.
Rob feeds an imaginary pigeon.
…on the other hand…
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Aww, go on, Vicar - spare me a few Bob from the collection plate!
“Aw, a ladybird”
I know I shouldn’t have been reading “50 Shades of Grey” outside the church! God has punished me by making it disappear! 
i WILL get this damned glass of water to turn into wine……
“Oh good, no stigmata yet”
Oh father for I have sinned, but not regularly, I can count the occasions on the fingers of two hands.
does the right hand know what the left hand is doing?
I was not mansplaining,honestly.
S-o-o-o-o-t-y where have you gone,
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Just look at these hands. Worked my fingers to the bone for her. 
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl
There’s none so classy
As this fair lassie,
Oh! Oh! Holy Moses, what a chassis!!
Not even one penny from heaven!
My Husband likes them all.
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“He’s got the whole world in his hands”
Hmm…my lifeline indicates that tomorrow I shall mostly be wearing fushia.
My Husband has just come up with his own Caption.
Hands that do dishes,
can be soft as your face
as long as I keep using Fairy Liquid.
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