Maybe they could fake a “glen miller” on the way over and go and live incognito on an island in the China seas, a bit like Scaramanga from the James Bond movie (or indeed Elvis and Robert Maxwell)
Now there’s an idea. Then watch all the haters come out of their woodwork to say how it was such a shame, and they were a lovely couple, all the usual tripe. Yadda Yadda Yadda.
Once a king always a king, once a Knight is enough
The beeb could broadcast a tribute. Luckily, it won’t delay Eastenders from starting on time if they tag it on at the end of the One Show, just after their interesting pets section.
For Omah
One can but hope they get it with both barrels.
It’s all of their own making - they made their bed …
Prince Harry will come to the King’s coronation, but Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, will not be attending, says Buckingham Palace.
There had been speculation about whether the couple would travel to the coronation - but it has now emerged that Prince Harry will attend alone.
Prince Harry will join more than 2,000 guests at Westminster Abbey on 6 May.
It will be the first time he will have been seen with the Royal Family since the release of his best-selling memoir.
Prince Harry and Meghan, who live in California in the United States, had been contacted by email more than a month ago about attending the coronation.
The decision for Meghan not to attend will be seen as part of ongoing, unresolved tensions between the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and the Royal Family.
As he is no longer a “working royal”, it remains to be seen what part Prince Harry will play in the coronation ceremony.
Surprise, surprise …
Maybe, maybe not. It takes two to fall out and I don’t doubt for one moment that William is as pure as the driven snow. He’s more than capable of stirring the pot.